I can't help that fast girls like fast cars........ that is gone now, I have a 4x4 now.


Forget the horse and ride a cowboy..... isn't that a song ?

I believe the song goes "save a horse ride a cowboy!" You don't seem much like the wrangler and stetson type though.;)

don't have have wear all of that in order to enjoy good ole country girl like Shania Twane or Carrie Underrwood. Although, Carrie got a problem with vandalizing 4x4s.

Sir Isaac, speaking of Shania, is that her with her easter hat on in the picture?

You obviously don't enjoy them enough to know how to spell their names. :p

Sorry for the spelling, I was thinking of something rather than spelling.

NO matter how you spell it I think it is Shania Twain :laugh: Do you still drive that Mary K car ?

You dumb ass :D get it "ASS" :laugh:

No, I think Pokey has a Mary K sticker and a "I'll die for Bunko sicker as well"


How 'bout you Tbelle, you have a texas roadkill truck or a flat bed those shoes?

"Classic male". Is that what I am? I kinda like the sound of that. :D I'm sure I've been called worse. The apology was sincere. I'm also admit to using humor to keep the peace. So far so good. But blaming joepole and the Internet was another attempt at humor. (But if joepole wants to apologize to me for corrupting my mind, I will accept it!) Bada Bing! :laugh: :peace:

No doubt! I did not mean to impune your credentials madaam....


I am a gentleman. But rhertz isn't. The real rhertz was a friend of mine who died some years ago. I use the name in his honor. He was a real joker. I doubt I do the moniker the "honor" it deserves in that regard. But I try! ;)

Hey Neo,what about your "honk if ya :heart: hair club for men" sticker?? Now that's classy!:rotflmao: :rotflol:

Okay just mind your p's and q's, but groveling is always good!:bow:

No, it's a Baby Blue Benz with no stickers. I do however have some nice cowboy boots you know the ones, roach stompers, that would shove nicely up somewhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ouch for Neo! Better stay off that Texas Highway. The baby blue Benz seems to have some road rage.

Sheba is She Bad :laugh: I think Neo likes the double yellow line along with the armadillos :laugh: :laugh:

I should have listened to my mother and become a doctor... Yes it was "lawyer" last time. It's all part of the joke. Next time it will be "plastic surgeon" or "rocket scientist".

I love my Mom!! Happy Mothers Day Mom!

I know I'm about 5 hours early, but Happy Mothers Day to all you mothers out there also!!!

Please don't ask me what any of these things have to do with "butt hats". Maybe in some rare cases, going "off topic" is a goodthing(tm).

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO YOU MOTHERS !!
This is one is for you girls ;)
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Good grief looks like some waxing is in order here! That's not you is it rhertz??:laugh:

Oh my! As Piemaker says, call Doc Belle, I'm blinded. And scarred for life, too. :nono: :freaky: :faint:

I doubt that I look that good... I ain't no metrosexual male. Looks like my 14 year old son actually.... Kids mature fast these days..

oooo! OMG, I lost my appetite.:eek: :eek:

I think Doc Belle has just the drug guareenteed to make that hair fall out! or Doc Dan could do laser hair removal!:laugh:

Quick!! Either one will do!! :eek:

I'll even settle for a bush-hog.:laugh: :laugh:

Ok ladies, your postings have led me to ask the following questions:

1: Hairy back: Yes or No

2: Hairy chest: Yes or No

3: Hair on legs: Yes or No

1. No gorillas please!
2. Yes if it's kept manageable and not just growing willy nilly everywhere.
3. Leg hair yes! I don't want his to look better than mine!:)

I hope you girls do not feel hair-assed by that post :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You think! You are just too much!:clap: :clap:

Better = less natural? ;)

In this case, absolutely. Picture European girl's underarms and you know that better is unquestionably less natural!! Same here!

Anime do you like your women au natural?? I doubt tbelle can find you a date that doesn't shave!!:rolleyes: ;)

I have never heard the term butt hat but "tramp stamp" is what it's known here. I heard it from a copy a while back and now i hear it pretty often. For every 2 girls/ladies/females you see here, one has a tramp stamp. It's pretty common here for some reason I think it has to do with the area, money etc. Peopel here wear shorts and sandals year round.

Actually, that's not the case with me, fortunately. I was merely confused by your rationale.

I did see a lot of French women overseas during my deployment when we visited Toulon, France for a few days. I must say, the steriotypes about the attractive French women with lovely accents are definitely NOT exagerated. They are HOT! :D I met one who worked in a mall when I went to do some gift shopping. She spoke a little English, but I had to go slow for her. I speak a few words of French too. She was very nice and VERY attractive.

Yes I always thought it would have been nice to have a French maid that spoke NO English :laugh: WEE ! WEE ! ;)

Scarlett that new avatar is VERY nice :clap: I see the south land is treating you well. Very Nice ;) ONE HOT MAMA :D
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Don't get one IMHO. just my .02. I like watching Miami Ink on discovery channel though. but I don't think it's the thing to do.

Skin loses its elasticity too as we get older. Can you imagine where that butt hat is gonna be when these people are senior citizens!!:eek:

Scary thought. :freaky:

I give up... Down around your ankles? An ankle hat? :D