Oh ya dont just get on my nerves, I think its safe to say ya piss off everyone. So besides bein a woman-beatin pussy, ya like to bang people's mothers. I called my mom to ask her about it, and sure as hell, she remembers ya well....she said she'll never forget how "needle dick" (thats her pet name for ya) couldnt get it up! She says ya brought your own "strap-on" with ya, and that ya asked her to put it on and "use ya like a woman"! She said that when she refused to go along with your sick demands, ya became violent and abusive, at which point she was forced to "*****slap" ya, causin ya to "scream and cry like a little girl"! She said it was obvious that ya take it up the crapper alot cuz that stretched out mudvein of yours was leakin and she had to fix ya up with a rubber diaper to keep ya from soilin her sheets. She also wanted me to tell ya that them asswarts of yours aint gonna win ya any friends at the bath houses or the YMCA (your favorite haunts)!

Tell ya what, you giant incontinent a$$hole, why dont ya call me instead? 518-3250.

>No, it says that YOU as the legal resident must have a REASONABLE BELIEF that the use of force or violence was necessary to prevent unlawful entry thereto, or to compel an unlawful intruder to leave the premises or motorvehicle.

Yes, it does. Then it says that the mere presence constitutes a reasonable belief. Try reading it again, more slowly. I'll even highlight the parts you're missing:

For the purposes of this Section, there shall be a presumption that a person lawfully inside a dwelling, place of business, or motor vehicle held a reasonable belief that the use of deadly force was necessary to prevent unlawful entry thereto, or to compel an unlawful intruder to leave the premises or motor vehicle, if both of the following occur:

(1) The person against whom deadly force was used was in the process of unlawfully and forcibly entering or had unlawfully and forcibly entered the dwelling, place of business, or motor vehicle.

(2) The person who used deadly force knew or had reason to believe that an unlawful and forcible entry was occurring or had occurred.

Read it once, take few deep breaths, then read it again. Then get somebody smart to explain it to you. If you do that and still believe that your previous assessments of this law are accurate then you have some sort of serious deficiency and really should begin to question your competency in performing other daily activities.

What's the matter tough guy, scared your mouth was about to write a check your ass can't cash?

Why don't you just go ahead and shoot somebody in the back and test your little theory?

HA! He hung up when I answered. I think its cuz he's got a yellow streak. But then, thats about what I'd expected from a guy that hits girls. Before, I only suspected he was a pussy, now I KNOW he is. LOL and get this, he even went to the trouble of blockin his number.

UPDATE: He called again, then hung up almost immediately. Talk about a sissy!

Because I enjoy tormenting stupid people....want to see me do it again?

Yep, I'll save the best ones for about 2

>Why don't you just go ahead and shoot somebody in the back and test your little theory?

If they were in my house I would. And it's not really a theory if it follows the completely unambiguous letter of the law.

It's become increasingly obvious, that Brain is unable or simply not capable to admit when he's wrong or mistaken. Have shown him the word of law, highlighted the relevant parts, but he refuses to see it, or simply enjoys running his mouth.

I'm done.

Yeah, Brains an big pussy. He didnt want to meet at the gym for a friendly boxing match to settle our differences, so he calls me up and starts threatenin my family. We're supposed to meet tomorrow and I'll let yall know how it turns out. At any rate, he's got my number and he was stupid enough to call it...three times no less. Time'll tell just how stupid he REALLY is.

Now, isn't threatening somebody against the law? Especially threatening to harm one's family? Surely he wasn't that stupid.

Yeah, you'd think NObody could be THAT stupid, but you'd be wrong. He said he'd "show up at my house" and "slap my momma" or words to that effect. Idle threats, of course, since he has no clue where I live...still, I'm considerin notifyin the authorities. It occurred to me that this guy was a murder suspect, and he might not be playin with a full deck.

If I've threatened your family AND just got off the phone with you again ANd I'ma previous murder suspect AND I'm crazy

How come you aren't pressing charges ALREADY?

BTW, nice of you to brag to these people about showing up while crying on the phone to me about NOT showing up and calling the cops because some crazy guy is threatening your family after posting your contact information on a public forum. Can one of you ladies hand this guy a tampon, he seems to be having problems with his cooter.:laugh:

You see folks, I don't care if you like Al more than you like me. It's because he lies to flatter you while I am brutally honest 100% of the time. It's the difference between someone being ashamed of who they are and someone being proud of who they are.

This guy tells you I've threatened his family because he's knows his mouth has gotten him into a situation his mouth can't get him out of. So he lies to you, says I'm crazy and refuses to show up for a fight when he provided his own contact information, dared me to call, and was allowed to pick the time, city, and location for out meeting.....under the condition that I didn't have to wait a week and waste a Friday night on him....I'm single, remember, Friday night isn't for fighting.

I really couldn't care less about his family. If they're stupid enough to stay with a gun-toting coward like him, that's their choice, this is America, and hopefully one of his kids won't pay the ultimate price one night for his cowardliness while they are sneaking out the window to see their boy/girlfriend.

Damn puss....what did you say you were gonna do if I called again?

Not answer the phone?

Laughing Out Loud

Well I guess I'm going back to bed. MY number is still up there puss, whenever you get to feeling froggy again, just give me a ring.

BTW, I have no intention of hitting your padded helmet with a padded glove. Boxing is older than you are, "champ", step up to the UFC if you ever drop a pair, and get ready to go to sleep.

Yup, you're a real pussy alright. Steppin into the boxin ring would've settled the matter once and for all, and legally. But thats not what you had in mind, is it? I would'nt have minded steppin into the ring with ya where I'd have been legally protected from prosecution, and so would you! I'd prefer to stay on the right side of the law and keep my job, my life, just the way it is. Thats the difference between you and me. You might not have anythin to lose but I sure as hell do. But THAT just makes ya an idiot...what makes ya a pussy is threatenin my family...ya crossed the line when ya did that. Then when last we spoke, ya first tried to lie about it (which was hilarious cuz it was only you and me talkin) then admitted that you DID threaten em, but that since it'd just be your word against mine nothin could be done about it. Aint that the truth? Yeah, it is! But tellin the truth aint your strong suit. I dont have any plans to change my cell phone number, so feel free to call me up again and leave more messages. Oh and BTW, I went ahead and filed that report with the police. You didnt block your number on that last call (though it was probably from a pay phone), but they have it on record anyway, along with that toughguy message ya left on my voice mail. OOPS!

"I'd kick your ass, but I'm scared you'll call the cops"


LAF

Did your Mom teach you that one?

Hey look buddy, it's over and you're a coward. I'm not going to meet you at a gym next week and put weighted gloves on my hands and fight you in a place you probably train at on a regular basis.

Remember, I'm crazy, not stupid, stupid.:clap:

I already offered to meet you THIS EVENING at a time and place of your own choosing and you came on here with this sob story about me threatening your family and being some kind of crazy murder suspect.


Personally, I think EVERYONE here sees the difference between a man who can defend himself and puss so scared of getting his ass kicked on a daily basis that he has a concealed weapons permit....in what 14 states did you say, and absolutely refuses to put his money where his mouth is unless he can do it under close supervision and with a padded helmet and gloves.

So go ahead and comeback here and brag about what a little bad ass you are.....my phone number will still be the same when you get over your fear of being hurt, little boy.

Oh, and BTW, did the cops tell you no crime had been committed? Any intelligent person could have told you the same thing.

Of course I've seen what passes for intelligence around here.....

Ive been thinkin about what possible reason ya might have for rejectin my invitation to settle this in the boxin ring...and what I keep comin up with is that you dont want to appear cowardly...ya dont want an audience. Ya want to be able to wuss out without anyone seein ya do it but me, and thats ok cuz its just "your word against mine". But ya have my number, if ya change your mind.

Sorry dude, your pussy isn't the kind I hunt on Friday night. I thought I had made that abundantly clear.

Furthermore, you've already admitted to contacting the police, so I can't call you back. Remember, I'm crazy, not stupid.

Do you think ANYONE here is fooled as to what your true intentions have been since you first insisted on me calling you? Not only are you a regular gun-toting pussy, you're about as transparent as they come.

Actually, a crime HAS been committed. I believe makin threats over the telephone and the internet is a crime. But since you disagree, why dont ya give me an encore? No? Thats what I thought.

When did I threaten you?

You accused me of beating up girls and asked me to do the same to you, so I provided my phone number and all of a sudden you want to involve the law and say I'm harassing you.

You're yellow streak is quite visible through that transparent exterior of yours, little boy.

Yeah right, thats why I put my number out there and twisted your arm into callin it, cuz Im a pussy. But ya didnt want to settle this like gentlemen (and in your case I use the term loosely). And Im under no illusions about why you made that threat against my family. I think you understood all too well that you'd just gone too far, and that I'd be foolish to ignore it. You KNEW that would change everythin...thats why ya did it. Youre right, its over...all ya had to sacrifice was your credibility...not that ya had any to lose.

Sorry dude, I can't put you to sleep wearing boxing gloves, nor am I a gentlemen. I'm a grappler, not a striker, I have never stepped into a ring nor have I ever train wearing weighted gloves and a helmet.

I'm already agreeing to put myself at a disadvantage by traveling more than 70 miles and allowing you to pick the location, you don't get to pick the stipulations as well.....remember, you called ME out tough gay...I mean guy.


We can settle this like men or you can brag about me not being "brave" enough to step into the ring as an amateur with someone who obviously wants the fight to BE that way, and actually refuses to participate in any other way.

BTW, have fun at the factory last night?

Look dude, it's either going to be a fair fight, me in you in a parking lot, or not at all.

You're really stupid if you think I'm going to agree to come to your town, to your gym, to your ring, where you probably train several times a week, AND put myself at an even further disadvantage by wearing weighted gloves.

End of story dude. You're either man enough to fight me on equal terms or not. Time for you to put up or shut up because I'm tired of talking about it, and it's time for me to go anyway.

Me and the wife watched Texas Gov. Rick Perry yesterday on TV honoring some of our fine solders returning from Iraq. Gov. Perry did a great job speaking to the men and I would vote for him to be Gov. of LA but I know he would not like to have this mess we have here in LA. I would like to see more Americans able to carry side arms but I am not sure how all the back ground checks could be done for everyone that is a resident of the USA
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This is simultaneously the lamest and awesomest thread in the history of this forum.

Joe you are a numbers man. Can you give us the odds on this ? :laugh:

Anywhere BUT the ring and one or both of us could wind up dead or in jail, and beatin your fat stupid face in aint worth either of those outcomes. FYI, I've only actually boxed once, years ago when I was in the army, and I dont regularly train anywhere, so what could be more fair than that? That would've been fair and equal. No, I dont think ya were interested in any fair fight on equal terms. Anyway, the bottom line is, ya exposed yourself for a psycho when ya threatened to show up at my house. But ya aint JUST crazy, you're stupid too, cuz ya could've just kept the threats to yourself and I'd have been none the wiser. Better to find out now that you're a disturbed freak than findin it out later with ya drivin round my neighborhood. For once I'm glad you're an imbecile. Its like I told ya on the phone, if ya were any smarter you'd be dangerous!

I'm bettin you've been in trouble before for threatenin people, so ya might want to consider gettin yourself some psychiatric help...sooner or later, freaks like you always end up where they belong, either in prison or takin a dirtnap.

We can't let this die, it was just getting super-awesome!

Laughing Out Loud

652-0695

You ain't got the balls, son.

Let it go brian and pole. You have made your point and he has made his. Keeping this thread alive for the sake of your ego will not help the many people that view this board to like all the threats. There will be no ass kicking and I do not think either of you would come out a winner. This has the sound of high school punks trying to prove something that does not matter. I am not the thread police just want to get back to topics that are interesting and thought provoking not name calling. I know joe had fun but he has his own problems on other thread :laugh:

Hey, they gay openly challenged me on the forum, provided contact information, then called the cops because I "threatened" him.

If he's going to come here and run his mouth, I'm going to continue to show everyone the difference between a real man and a gun toting pussy.....Joe doesn't have anything to do with this......

Why do you think he carries a gun?
Why do you think he called the cops?
Wasn't his initial excuse for wanting to meet in a ring so I couldn't call the cops on HIM?
Why do you think he refuses to meet me in a parking lot at a date, time, and location of his choosing?


He's a coward, plain and simple.

LOL, one of us is a coward, thats for sure:

Why did ya call me up gigglin like a little girl and hang up...TWICE?
Why did ya block your number after listin what was supposedly your REAL number on the thread?
Why did ya call from a pay phone or a business phone that last time?
Why did ya refuse to meet me in a fair fight?
Why did ya threaten to show up at my house and get physical with my family?
Why did you lie about the threat, then privately admit it, sayin it was just "my word against yours"?

I'll tell ya why...cuz you're nothin but a lily-livered streak o urine, thats why? You're just a bowelmovement that somebody forgot to flush...if ya float around long enough, maybe somebody'll come along and flush ya.

Well you got both my phone numbers, a concealed weapons permit in 14 states, AND my permission to bring a friend. I'm even willing to let you pick the time, place, and location, but it's going to be bare knuckle, puss.

No thanks ya assbreathed coward. We either do it legal or not at all.

Battery is battery, stupid. Doesn't matter if it's in a ring or a parking lot, what matters is if charges are pressed...but we both know you're more concerned about me breaking your neck than you are about breaking the law.

You see, I'm a man. If I lose I lose, I don't need a gun OR the police, pussy....YOU called them, remember?

You're wrong, piss-stain, in the ring its a sport, agreed to by both parties, that means no criminal liability...but ya know that already. Dont worry piss-stain, I wont be armed in the ring. You're just tryin to puss out. Either meet me in the ring or stf up about it.

Now start talking about each other's moms!!!!

:funnypost2: You're terrible Joe.. just terrible :)

:shocked: :( This has turned into an X-rated topic. Ya'll are making me blush with the language. I will no longer read this thread. Perhaps the Admin needs to lock it.