Disturbing New Trend: Teens Drinking Bleach to Pass Drug Test
 

http://parenting.families.com/blog/d...pass-drug-test

Is there a meter that measures STUPID. If not we need one. Where do the kids come up with these ideas.

Umm...there is another trend involving bleach and folks you need to know about. Bootyhole bleaching Yes, yes yes you read it right. Apparently it's a growing thing among the college age and others. We heard about it at our office and didn't believe it so we called a plastic surgeon friend and yes it is true.

Can you imagine having that done??:eek:

And I thought waxing was bad. Why would anyone bleach their booty-hole. Is there that many folks going to be looking there.

Very wierd, Tbelle. :freaky:

Back in the military, we had regular urinalaysis tests to ensure no one was doing drugs of any kind. The military has ZERO TOLERANCE for drug abuse. If you test positive you are automatically out. Needless to say, we heard a lot of stories and excuses about ways to get around the testing.

One really lame one was drinking aloe. Despite being very bitter, or so I was told, it did NOT flush your system out. There were also two popular excuses used to try and justify testing positive: eating sesame seeds makes you test positive and supposedly 2nd-hand smoke from people doing drugs. Of course, the command knew better. It would take like a bathtub full of sesame seeds to have someone test positive on a urinalysis. And supposedly, 2nd hand smoke doesn't do it either (not sure about that one).

In short, if you want to pass a urinalysis, people, STOP DOING THE STUPID DRUGS!!!

Anime I found it very odd as well. I can't imagine why someone would go to the pain to do it. Because really who is going to actually be spending that much time looking there?

Sounds like if you want out of the military, do drugs, don't be gay

That was my thought too. Maybe a porn star or something. Then the procedure might also be a tax writeoff. :D

This has me thinking..Is that what Micheal Jackson did to his whole body?

I believe he did have some bleaching of the skin, so they say. But that still goes back to booty-bleaching get real. It's like bend over so I can see how white your butt is, PLEASE. That is one area I care not to examine, unles you are a baby and need a diaper change.

Strange, Neo didn't have a thing to say about booty bleaching. Where is your opinion?

Drug testing is an invasion of privacy and rather useless. A drug test can't determine if you are high on the job, only if you have used within a specific time period.

...And personally, on Monday morning, I don't really care if you smoked some pot Friday night 2 weeks ago. You shouldn't be fired for that....

But Brain the problem is teens drinkig bleach to hide the fact. How do we say CORROSIVE :crazy:

I kinda agree with you when it comes to pot, tobacco, or alcohol. But when it comes to crack, crank, and other serious drugs that more often than not lead to crime, I think a zero tolerance policy might not be a bad idea. If my bookeeper smoked crank last month, I want to know about it. My point is that if someone wants to distroy themselves, that is one thing, but if someone wants to take me down with them, that is another.

This sounds like it makes drug users more likely to seriously harm or kill themselves. Why is that a bad thing?

It's not unless they decide to take someone(s) else down with them. Then it is REALLY bad, if you ask me.

How does drinking bleach take someone else down?

Well I'm sorry that I lost the topic of this thread. I normally don't think of bleach as a drug! ;) I think of crack and crank being drugs.... Still drinking bleach is pretty uncool, but I understand it is the result of our drug testing system.

I sometimes wonder if the nature-made drugs were more legal then people wouldn't sniff as much gasoline, or drink bleach, smoke crank, or other more desperate measures to get high. I guess this depends on if you are willing to admit that a certain % of the population is always destined to get high, or if you believe in the possibility of a perfect utopian society.

They're not drinking bleach to get high, they're drinking bleach because they think it covers up the fact that they did some other drug.

I want to know where these teens got the idea to drink bleach to flush your system. That is corrosive, it could kill, or at least mess your insides up.

I want to know who first suggested this to them so I can shake his hand.

Okay Jo I'm dumb, why would you won't to shake hands with an idiot. Because he would have had to try it himself. :confused:

Why would he have necessarily tried it himself?

Okay, I'll give that. But why the hand shake? If he didn't try it, then he lied. So that still means he is either an idiot or a liar. If he lied, then he done that with the intention of harming someone.

I can see it now.. the group of kids are out and about.. and one of them sarcastically says "yeah, I know, why not try drinking some bleach, yea yea, that should clear it right up" knowing all good and well.. that the IDIOT of the bunch is going to try it out when no one is looking.. natural selection at work. :clap:

Getting stupid people to harm themselves is a noble cause.

Cause and affect.

You are forcing said teen into a situation where, in his or her opinion, the consequences of getting caught are worse than "drinking bleach".

Speed (crank, ice, cocaine, etc) cannot be detected in a standard urine analysis 4 days after use. In fact, pot is the only drug that can be detected a month after use (even quitting cold turkey) and that's only in habitual users.

Well that just sucks now doesn't it?... That isn't fair at all. Dang crankheads and crackho's get away with it, and peaceful potheads get taken down by the man.

Only thing you are missing is "hair tests". Unless you are willing to shave your head like Britney....

Sounds like if you use bleach as mentioned above you could get away with BOTH!!:laugh:

Yeah, you also better have a bank account that looks like hers if you plan on hair testing all of your employees or your children on a regular basis.

Why would they want to do that?

We don't know. We're still trying to figure it out, but we have had all kind of guesses! You can google it. It is for real.

Oh that burning ring of fire :w00t: :mad!: :mad!: I would think bleach would kill some one if they were to drink it and burn like hell the other way :nono: That is just so wrong. What ever happen to tux pads :laugh:

It's not a guess, the chemical compounds of bleach effectively masks the presence of drugs in urine. Specifically why, I don't know, but bleach is some bad stuff, and probably fouls the test rather than actually "masking" the presence of drugs....and I don't htink some of you are using common sense when you think about this. The kids aren't turning up a bottle of Clorox, but rather adding a table spoon to a glass of water. Gradual ingestion....

One can also drink a couple of gallons of water, or until their urine is clear, prior to testing, and pass by diluting their sample. All you need is a multi-vitamin for color and some creatine because some drug test check for lack of naturally produced by-products, as when the sample has been diluted or otherwise tampered with, as opposed to the presence of drugs themselves.

Brain, my posts was referencing "butt bleaching" where someone has their hole bleached white! Not drinking the stuff to pass a drug screen. Two different things. It's sick I know but people do both apparently.

Wow, you're awfully enlightened on this subject.

Shaving your head doesn't protect you from hair tests. You'd have to remove all your hair: head, pubes, armpits, eyelashes, eyebrows, butthole, etc. by the root, not just at the surface.

Why thank you Joe for that detailed post :rolleyes:

Ouch, did we say all over waxing.:(

I also have more years of experience under my belt than you've been alive.

Not something I'm necessarily proud of, but as one of the few who survived that treacherous journey, not something I'm ashamed of either. Fortunately pot was always my drug of choice as opposed to heroine, cocaine, or meth.

Well Brain I never used drugs. I found I can get high on life a lot cheaper and still remeber what I did. And I know I probably have just as many miles on me.