Don't flatter yourself. If that were above my head, for one, it wouldn't have seemed so provocative.

Or maybe you just choose to see it as provocative rather than a level of humor you don't get.

Surely you aren't so arrogant as to believe that if you don't find something funny, no one else in the world will either? Even I'M not that arrogant, and I'm pretty damn arrogant.:laugh:

Of course not. I'm merely speaking for myself. It wasn't over my head in the least, but I also didn't find it amusing and apparently neither did Pokie. Anywho, let's gather some more laughs.

If you've ever been launched from a aircraft carrier without an aircraft, you might be a military redneck. :D

There is no problem realizing what you are all about. I think even you know that. Mr. Heartless computer guy trolling the net nostop. Lighten up and try to be fun or stick to your political debate or legal debate with Joepole :rolleyes:

No not above my head just felt this belonged on the gun toting thread! It would be nice to see you show some real humor if you have it in you and not make it a personal attack on someone! Chill out, dude!:D

Ok Brain if you are so funny and have a sense of humor give us your best joke...come on...do it...dare ya!

Ok, this one time, this guy challenged me to "beat him up" on a public forum. So I provided my phone number so we could set up a time and meeting place.

Well suddenly he's not so brave anymore. NOW he wants me to call HIM, so I call, we "chat", and settle on a date. 5pm 5/7/07 Betty Virginia Park. I hang up, content that we've reached an agreement.

So about 5 hours later I log on to the forum and I read that said individual is here telling everyone I threatened his family and is obviously having second thoughts about about our meeting because one of my X girlfriends went missing 6 months after we broke up, so naturally, I was the prime suspect.

Anyway, I call him back and ask if he intends to keep our appointment to which he replies "I don't think so"....


I'm telling ya, I never laughed so hard in my LIFE!!!

You might be a Redneck if........
 

If your computers cost more than your trailer :laugh:

You might be a redneck if you named your son Blue ,after your favorite hound dog.
I loved the video:clap:

If you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose, you might be a redneck. :D

You might be a redneck if you think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company!:rotflol:

Taco Bell, Tacobelle, Texasbelle you might just be a red neck if you are Texasbelle :D You have a garden but you do not grow anything in it ? Now that is too redneck :arrow:

You might be a redneck if The manager of the sewage treatment plant tells you it's time to wash your hair.

Fu!!! The pug is the ultimate weapon! Her superpower is her butt! Not to mention that Pugs are mythical creatures. They are occationally found along with opies in crab pots pulled from the Bering sea.

You just have dogs..... (yawn)

You might be a redneck if "gettin hitched" means you are moving to a new trailer park. LOL, just made that one up.