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Texasbelle 04-16-2007 08:14 PM

You know Isaac, you are not exactly going to get down this road of aging so easy. There are things that are going to go wrong for you....first you won't be able to hear (probably already losing that), then going to start losing some hair, then you are going to be in serious need of the blue pill:eek: , and it goes on and on rapidly downhill from there. First you'll start dribbling all over the toilet seat and before you know it, Ms. Isaac is going to make you sit to potty. :laugh: :

Don't worry though boy, we'll be here to try and cheer you on through the process.:clap: :clap: :clap:

Isaac-Saxxon 04-17-2007 07:24 AM

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You know Isaac, you are not exactly going to get down this road of aging so easy. There are things that are going to go wrong for you....first you won't be able to hear (probably already losing that), then going to start losing some hair, then you are going to be in serious need of the blue pill:eek: , and it goes on and on rapidly downhill from there. First you'll start dribbling all over the toilet seat and before you know it, Ms. Isaac is going to make you sit to potty. :laugh: :

Don't worry though boy, we'll be here to try and cheer you on through the process.:clap: :clap: :clap:

The toilet seat stays down with a house full of females :laugh: I am glad you are going to be there to cheer me on I just might need it. Do you have a good supply of depends :eek:

Texasbelle 04-17-2007 07:26 AM

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The toilet seat stays down with a house full of females :laugh: I am glad you are going to be there to cheer me on I just might need it. Do you have a good supply of depends :eek:

No dear don't have any for you. Everything is firm, tight, and holding just fine!

Isaac-Saxxon 04-17-2007 07:32 AM

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No dear don't have any for you. Everything is firm, tight, and holding just fine!

After all support can be beautiful :laugh: I know a girl never tells her secrets now is that not true Tacobelle ;)

Texasbelle 04-17-2007 07:37 AM

:glomp: Not telling anything, never share the secrets.

Al Swearengen 04-17-2007 07:06 PM

Ya know, I've always preferred older women...love everything about em. Their maturity and inner strength, their dependability, and even their laugh lines and crow's feet, not to mention that little bit of extra paddin in all the right places. Just makes for a sexier package, to MY sensibilities anyway. Its just the difference between a real woman and a mere girl. I've had both, but I'll take the woman over the girl any day! I'm certain that there are many females out there that feel this way about men with a lil wear & tear on em.

Isaac-Saxxon 04-17-2007 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Swearengen
Ya know, I've always preferred older women...love everything about em. Their maturity and inner strength, their dependability, and even their laugh lines and crow's feet, not to mention that little bit of extra paddin in all the right places. Just makes for a sexier package, to MY sensibilities anyway. Its just the difference between a real woman and a mere girl. I've had both, but I'll take the woman over the girl any day! I'm certain that there are many females out there that feel this way about men with a lil wear & tear on em.

Well Al you would love Tbelle she is a mature woman for sure ;) Very down to earth and could be called a a earth mother of sorts with all her farm animals and kids and evil dog :D Yes a real natural in every way :think:

Texasbelle 04-17-2007 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Swearengen
Ya know, I've always preferred older women...love everything about em. Their maturity and inner strength, their dependability, and even their laugh lines and crow's feet, not to mention that little bit of extra paddin in all the right places. Just makes for a sexier package, to MY sensibilities anyway. Its just the difference between a real woman and a mere girl. I've had both, but I'll take the woman over the girl any day! I'm certain that there are many females out there that feel this way about men with a lil wear & tear on em.

:hug: Ahhh Al the women of the board thank you for that!!! I am a woman who does prefer a man with a bit of wear and tear on him. He's been down the road, and knows what works and doesn't. He's got all the wild oats out of his system! :D And he definitely knows how to treat his wife!:clap: :clap: :clap: Mr. Belle he's a little worn but darn he's a good thang!:p

Pocahontas 04-17-2007 09:24 PM

Kudos Al!
 
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Originally Posted by Al Swearengen
Ya know, I've always preferred older women...love everything about em. Their maturity and inner strength, their dependability, and even their laugh lines and crow's feet, not to mention that little bit of extra paddin in all the right places. Just makes for a sexier package, to MY sensibilities anyway. Its just the difference between a real woman and a mere girl. I've had both, but I'll take the woman over the girl any day! I'm certain that there are many females out there that feel this way about men with a lil wear & tear on em.

Al I'm not sure exactly what you are deaming older but I think most of the women on this board are loving your comments right now!!:flirt: :bravo:

Texasbelle 04-17-2007 09:39 PM

Yes Pokie, Al is THE MAN! He sure does know how to get the girls attention doesn't he? Bless his heart!:heart: :smlove:

Texasbelle 04-17-2007 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Isaac-Saxxon
Well Al you would love Tbelle she is a mature woman for sure ;) Very down to earth and could be called a a earth mother of sorts with all her farm animals and kids and evil dog :D Yes a real natural in every way :think:

Speaking of farm animals, I drive up to the house today and look out in the pasture and there are two brand new baby calves. They couldn't be more than a day or so old laying their with their mommas. They were just so sweet...but wait....we don't own cows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Somebody's done got in our pasture...a whole herd of them!! Free beef at T'belles house!:D

rhertz 04-17-2007 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Texasbelle
Yes Pokie, Al is THE MAN! He sure does know how to get the girls attention doesn't he? Bless his heart!:heart: :smlove:

Hey I like mature women too! :flirt: :flirt: :flirt:

Texasbelle 04-17-2007 10:08 PM

Well then we can't leave you out Rhertz can we. So here's to you...

:flirt: :lovely: :heart: :bigkiss: :flirt: :heart:

Al Swearengen 04-17-2007 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pocahontas
Al I'm not sure exactly what you are deaming older but I think most of the women on this board are loving your comments right now!!:flirt: :bravo:

Well Pokie, I'm 40, and the wife is 52, so that should give ya some idea.

Isabella 04-17-2007 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Swearengen
Ya know, I've always preferred older women...love everything about em. Their maturity and inner strength, their dependability, and even their laugh lines and crow's feet, not to mention that little bit of extra paddin in all the right places. Just makes for a sexier package, to MY sensibilities anyway. Its just the difference between a real woman and a mere girl. I've had both, but I'll take the woman over the girl any day! I'm certain that there are many females out there that feel this way about men with a lil wear & tear on em.

LOL, I would not know any different since I have been married to the same person for 27 years.

Pocahontas 04-18-2007 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Swearengen
Well Pokie, I'm 40, and the wife is 52, so that should give ya some idea.

You gotta love that, Al! Now if you would spread the word around I've got some single friends looking for younger men!;)

rhertz 04-19-2007 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Texasbelle
Well then we can't leave you out Rhertz can we. So here's to you...

:flirt: :lovely: :heart: :bigkiss: :flirt: :heart:


Thank you! I love a woman who will let me "go fishing" and actually put a fish on my hook on top of that!

Isaac-Saxxon 05-24-2007 12:02 PM

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Thank you! I love a woman who will let me "go fishing" and actually put a fish on my hook on top of that!

rhertz you can go fishing and put a fish on your pole ;) you been talking to Joepole again :laugh:

Sheba 05-24-2007 08:36 PM

Speaking of hairy
 
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Does Isaac's picture of Rosie fit well on this thread?

Isaac-Saxxon 05-25-2007 05:51 AM

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Does Isaac's picture of Rosie fit well on this thread?

That thing they call Rosie may just turn out to be a guy after all. This is a crime against nature and why they choose to place such a vile person on TV is just crazy.

Pocahontas 05-25-2007 09:55 AM

On the original Rosie O'Donnell show...she was friendly, funny, complacent and a good interviewer. After Columbine Tom Selleck came on pro NRA and she lambasted him. She kept her sexuality a secret on that show too and pretended to be in love with Tom Cruise talked about him all the time had photos of him etc. Once she "came out" she turned into this raging lesbian and nice talk show Rosie hasn't been seen since!:confused:

Isaac-Saxxon 05-25-2007 09:03 PM

That just shows you what a fake she has always been and a blow hard dyke at that. I guess you can tell I am no fan of her or is it PAT ? I do thik it is PAT:w00t:

scarlett 05-25-2007 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Pocahontas
On the original Rosie O'Donnell show...she was friendly, funny, complacent and a good interviewer. After Columbine Tom Selleck came on pro NRA and she lambasted him. She kept her sexuality a secret on that show too and pretended to be in love with Tom Cruise talked about him all the time had photos of him etc. Once she "came out" she turned into this raging lesbian and nice talk show Rosie hasn't been seen since!:confused:

I couldn't stand her then and never watched Rosie O'Donnell show I guess my fealers for what she really was, was actually true. I didn't like her mouth then and still don't like her mouth now.

we need a b1tch slap for rosie posts!!!!!!!!

Sheba 05-26-2007 07:29 PM

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I couldn't stand her then and never watched Rosie O'Donnell show I guess my fealers for what she really was, was actually true. I didn't like her mouth then and still don't like her mouth now.

we need a b1tch slap for rosie posts!!!!!!!!

You go, Scarlett, girl!! I'm with you!!


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