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Originally Posted by Texasbelle (Post 21561)

Well, surely not all older men meet the same fate as cartoon guy upon retirement. If so hopefully, they are resourceful for the sake of the wife especially if they have one of those young, trophy ones.

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Could you be talking about Dan the man :p
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I hear ya talkin Sista ! I bet you could eat a pear through a picket fence on this thread !!!

Yo Isaac

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No, Isaac, I wasn't referring to Dan the Man. It was much closer to home than that, you braying a@@. Also, please don't confuse my chompers with Neo's !!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh: Even though he's probably forgotten on this board since he's failed to show up....remember he's the one that can eat anything through a fence with his teeth AND can't get the trophy wife.:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I do not think this has anything to do with Neo :rolleyes: This thread is about a man turning 112 :D I know you like Elton John ! This song rings with Texasbelles all over the place ! :D

When I think of those east end lights, muggy nights
The curtains drawn in the little room downstairs
Prima donna lord you really should have been there
Sitting like a princess perched in her electric chair
And its one more beer and I dont hear you anymore
Weve all gone crazy lately
My friends out there rolling round the basement floor

And someone saved my life tonight sugar bear
You almost had your hooks in me didnt you dear
You nearly had me roped and tied
Altar-bound, hypnotized
Sweet freedom whispered in my ear
Youre a butterfly
And butterflies are free to fly
Fly away, high away, bye bye

I never realised the passing hours of evening showers
A slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams
Im strangled by your haunted social scene
Just a pawn out-played by a dominating queen
Its three oclock in the morning
Damn it listen to me good
Im sleeping with myself tonight
Saved in time, thank God my musics still alive

And I would have walked head on into the deep end of the river
Clinging to your stocks and bonds
Paying your h.p. demands foreverTheyre coming in the morning with a truck to take me home
Someone saved my life tonight, someone saved my life tonight
Someone saved my life tonight, someone saved my life tonight
Someone saved my life tonight
So save your strength and run the field you play alone

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Originally Posted by Texasbelle (Post 21602)

Now, Now mawmaw,,, I think some would agree you are much longer in the tooth than I!

Mammaw????????????? I have no grandchildren. By the way, your mom sent your baby picture over.
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