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Al Swearengen 04-26-2007 10:08 PM

Some of my favorite gun control quotes!
 
Guns cause crime like spoons cause Rosie to be fat, loud, and stupid!

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency!

An armed society is a polite society!

If guns kill people then beds cause pregnancy!

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery...Thomas Jefferson

Criminals love gun control...it makes their jobs safer!

Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun!

Guns kill people like silverware made that jackass fat and smelly!

Criminals prefer unarmed victims!

Gun Control: the theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound!

Chalk and Awe: the only way to keep guns out of our classrooms is to put guns into our classrooms!

A man with a gun is a citizen...a man without a gun is a subject!

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch...Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!

Register your matches, prevent forest fires!

I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six!

Free people own guns, slaves dont!

Gun Control: its not about guns, its about control!

I'm not worth robbing, I only carry $20.00 worth of ammuntion!

Guns dont kill people...dangerous minorities do!

The experts agree...gun control works! (under a picture of a swastika, a red star, and a hammer & sickle

Philosophy of the gun grabbers:
All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. The Communist Party must command all the guns, that way, no guns can ever be used to command the party!
Mao Tse Tung
History teaches that all conquerors who allow their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by doing so!
Adolf Hitler

GUN FREE ZONE..."watch your step"
picture of stick figure stepping over dead bodies

GUN FREE ZONES...Criminals love em!

See what happens in "gun free zones" with strict controls?

[i]Gun Control? What part of "Shall not be infringed" do you not understand?/I]

Its better to have a gun and not need it than to need it and not have it

If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel fat and Playboy gave me tennis elbow!

I'll die to protect our second amendment rights...will you die trying to take them away?

Guns kill people? Uh huh...and I bet your pencil makes you misspell words!

Those who trade liberty for safety will ultimately deprive themselves of both!

"A free people ought to be armed!"...George Washington

The Paradox of Gun Control:The only way for others to control my guns is by perpetrating, or having government proxies perpetrate, gun violence against me. Odd, dont you think?

No man shall ever be debarred the use of arms...Thomas Jefferson

Free citizens DO NOT ask permission to bear arms!

Home Land Security is the responsibility of armed citizens!

Fear the government that fears your gun!

If guns kill people then matches cause arson

A gun nut...is someone who doesnt own one!

I never saw an American flag burned at a gun show!

Do you trust a government that doesnt trust you with guns?

More jail space is not the answer
Picture of the business end of a revolver

If you're at the wrong place at the wrong time then you better have the right weapon!

refugen3 04-26-2007 10:23 PM

I see you feel strongly about this! :D

Good thing I agree with most of this post

esp. the one about registering your matches. :laugh:

purpahurl 04-26-2007 10:25 PM

gun control
 
I think any body in favor of gun control should put a sign in their yard declaring it a gun free zone and see what happens.:laugh:

Isabella 04-26-2007 10:27 PM

Al, you like guns? ;)

Santabot 04-26-2007 10:27 PM

/cheer Al, not enough people openly support this with reasonable foundation behind it, most just say "I like shootin' ma guns, ya cain't take 'em away from meh!"

Al Swearengen 04-27-2007 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isabella
Al, you like guns? ;)


How'd ya guess?:D Seriously though, if I had to quantify exactly how much I like guns, I'd have to say that I like them as much as I dislike Rosie O'Donnel...and I dont think I could even assign a value to that.

That reminds me...I've got a Rosie joke for ya, and here it is:

question: "Whats the difference between Rosie and a bucket of s**t?
answer: The bucket!
alternate answer: Nothing!

Sheba 04-27-2007 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Santabot
/cheer Al, not enough people openly support this with reasonable foundation behind it, most just say "I like shootin' ma guns, ya cain't take 'em away from meh!"

I agree, Santabot. There's such power in well written/well spoken words! Especially when there's a passionate belief backing it up. I think Al might just have that... lol :)

Isaac-Saxxon 04-27-2007 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Swearengen
Guns cause crime like spoons cause Rosie to be fat, loud, and stupid!

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency!

An armed society is a polite society!

If guns kill people then beds cause pregnancy!

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery...Thomas Jefferson

Criminals love gun control...it makes their jobs safer!

Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun!

Guns kill people like silverware made that jackass fat and smelly!

Criminals prefer unarmed victims!

Gun Control: the theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound!

Chalk and Awe: the only way to keep guns out of our classrooms is to put guns into our classrooms!

A man with a gun is a citizen...a man without a gun is a subject!

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch...Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!

Register your matches, prevent forest fires!

I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six!

Free people own guns, slaves dont!

Gun Control: its not about guns, its about control!

I'm not worth robbing, I only carry $20.00 worth of ammuntion!

Guns dont kill people...dangerous minorities do!

The experts agree...gun control works! (under a picture of a swastika, a red star, and a hammer & sickle

Philosophy of the gun grabbers:
All political power comes from the barrel of a gun. The Communist Party must command all the guns, that way, no guns can ever be used to command the party!
Mao Tse Tung
History teaches that all conquerors who allow their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by doing so!
Adolf Hitler

GUN FREE ZONE..."watch your step"
picture of stick figure stepping over dead bodies

GUN FREE ZONES...Criminals love em!

See what happens in "gun free zones" with strict controls?

[i]Gun Control? What part of "Shall not be infringed" do you not understand?/I]

Its better to have a gun and not need it than to need it and not have it

If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie O'Donnel fat and Playboy gave me tennis elbow!

I'll die to protect our second amendment rights...will you die trying to take them away?

Guns kill people? Uh huh...and I bet your pencil makes you misspell words!

Those who trade liberty for safety will ultimately deprive themselves of both!

"A free people ought to be armed!"...George Washington

The Paradox of Gun Control:The only way for others to control my guns is by perpetrating, or having government proxies perpetrate, gun violence against me. Odd, dont you think?

No man shall ever be debarred the use of arms...Thomas Jefferson

Free citizens DO NOT ask permission to bear arms!

Home Land Security is the responsibility of armed citizens!

Fear the government that fears your gun!

If guns kill people then matches cause arson

A gun nut...is someone who doesnt own one!

I never saw an American flag burned at a gun show!

Do you trust a government that doesnt trust you with guns?

More jail space is not the answer
Picture of the business end of a revolver

If you're at the wrong place at the wrong time then you better have the right weapon!

This should be read by all Americans :clap: Al the wise man tells it like it is one more time. :clap:

AnimeSpirit 04-27-2007 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Swearengen
I never saw an American flag burned at a gun show!

So true! :D

Santabot 04-27-2007 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimeSpirit
So true! :D

But I have seen a 20+ foot humongous LED sign solely of a pixelated waving American flag over the new convention center.. what a waste of money.. why can't they just be true Americans and get a real one?


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