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rhertz 05-05-2007 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Texasbelle
My comment was only directed at Isaac. I would never offend any other Border Collie owner 'cept him. He's earned it well. Now the Kuvasz would physically tear up a Border Collie. Mentally the Border collie is supposedly according to the unscientific survey smarter than the Kuvasz. (I refuse to give in to the survey and give Isaac satisfaction. Wouldn't want him to get the fat head, would we?)

We actually had a Border Collie for a while. Someone dumped one off at our house. She was a sweet girl, even got knocked up by Blitz behind our back, but we found her a great home. She just wanted to herd the horses way too much!
Tbelle, trust me on this one. You NEED a Pug. Nuf said.... :D :D :D

Texasbelle 05-05-2007 11:34 PM
fer what? I don't want snot blown everywhere in my house. Rosie's shedding everywhere as it is. I've got the Yorkie alarm system backed up by the Kuvasz weapon of destruction with the German Shepherd back up plan. What's a pug going to bring to the table?

Isaac-Saxxon 05-06-2007 05:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Texasbelle
fer what? I don't want snot blown everywhere in my house. Rosie's shedding everywhere as it is. I've got the Yorkie alarm system backed up by the Kuvasz weapon of destruction with the German Shepherd back up plan. What's a pug going to bring to the table?
You might be a Redneck if you live in east Texas and own eight dogs and a small horses and a old school bus buried in the back yard for a bunker :rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol: and use bleach in strange ways :laugh:

BrainSmashR 05-06-2007 08:11 AM
You might be a redneck if....

You think the law have given you a free ticket to shoot anyone at anytime you think your safety is in danger anywhere on your property.

Texasbelle 05-06-2007 08:59 AM
We haven't buried a school bus yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

piemaker720 05-06-2007 09:26 AM
You might be a redneck if hitchhikers won't get in the car with you.

Pocahontas 05-06-2007 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by BrainSmashR
You might be a redneck if....

You think the law have given you a free ticket to shoot anyone at anytime you think your safety is in danger anywhere on your property.
BS I actually thought for a minute there you were gonna lighten up and tell a joke! Guess the joke was on me!:rolleyes:

AnimeSpirit 05-06-2007 12:27 PM
Yea me too, Pokie
 
If you've ever arrived for lunch an hour early to avoid the long line...you might be a military redneck.

I SWEAR this actually happens in the military.

piemaker720 05-06-2007 01:10 PM
You might be a redneck if your junior-senior prom had a day care center.

Pattyann3566 05-06-2007 02:06 PM
:laugh: I heard you might be a red neck if you graduated jounior high the same year as your youngest kid

Isaac-Saxxon 05-06-2007 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Pattyann3566
:laugh: I heard you might be a red neck if you graduated jounior high the same year as your youngest kid
Welcome to the board Pattyann :clap: I hope you enjoy your stay :D
Now you might be Redneck if you like this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfNpk2Bt0OM

Mrs. Piemaker would you please check your private messages ;)

BrainSmashR 05-06-2007 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Pocahontas
BS I actually thought for a minute there you were gonna lighten up and tell a joke! Guess the joke was on me!:rolleyes:

It IS a joke, the problem is some folks don't realize it.

AnimeSpirit 05-06-2007 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by BrainSmashR
It IS a joke, the problem is some folks don't realize it.
It sounded rather provocative to me. If you're the only one who can laugh at it, then it's not a joke.

If you've ever saddled a jet engine, you might be a military redneck. :D

BrainSmashR 05-06-2007 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by AnimeSpirit
It sounded rather provocative to me. If you're the only one who can laugh at it, then it's not a joke.

If you've ever saddled a jet engine, you might be a military redneck. :D
Or the satire could simply be above the heads of those who don't find it funny....

AnimeSpirit 05-06-2007 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Isaac-Saxxon
Now you might be Redneck if you like this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfNpk2Bt0OM
Ouch, comprehending all of that gives me a headache. I'd hate to be the genealogist for that family.


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