The weirdest thing that ever happened to me was , I was driving up hwy. 167 between Dubach and Bernice. I was on this curvey, uphill part, I was following a pickup that was pulling a trailer that had a new septic tank on it. The chain broke and the septic tank rolled off the trailer and headed right for me. I had to dodge the tank without having a wreck, which was really stressful. After it was over I was a bundle of nerves. When I finally got to work at Bernice, I told my boss what happened. I told my boss if anything happens to me I want him to write: Here she lies run over by a rolling sh** pond on my head stone. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

I saw a boat on a trailer going down I-20 once. What was funny was there was no car towing it! it had come loose and went off the road without incident.

I was taking some friends out to a trucking terminal once at Simsboro. Some was in the back of the pickup with my sister and some was up front with me. When I hit I-20 at Ruston, I fell in behind a bull wagon and not thinking hung in on its tail. We could not smell it in the front because the windows was up. By the time I hit Simsboro The ones in the back had tears coming out of their eyes and they had got so hoarse they could hardly talk, whick is good because they sure wanted to say some choice words to me. They were hanging over the side sick too.

Now THATS a hell of a story!:laugh::laugh:

My brother-in-law ran over a loose bathtub on the interstate in Houston, Tx. He had a hard time explaining it to the insurance company.

And which one did you like, the bull wagon or the rolling turd pond? Both are funny now.:laugh::laugh::laugh:

The Bull Wagon!:laugh::laugh:

That was one stinky ride, just ask my sister that was in the back.:D:D

You would have pulled over for me!:nono: I would've been beating on the window or something:laugh::laugh:

Speaking of driving...my baby got her license today! This getting old and watching the kids grow up is NOT for the faint of heart. I hope I survive...ALOT going on in the Pokie household! Good Lord help us all!:pray:
Sorry needed to vent a little. IS please pray for me! (And anyone else for that matter!) Thanks!:peace:

Does this mean we should all stay off the road for a while Pokie????

If your house gets too quiet, let me know. I still have one left at home and I'll be glad to send him over!!! I need some peace and quiet.

All kidding aside, you're in my prayers! It is hard when they start leaving the nest. I just had the second leave and head off to Baton Rouge for college. For me I've just had to find new things to fill my days. I finally get to do those things I've always wanted to do like the cake decorating or sewing or gardening. You'll find your thing!

Thank you so much Belle, that means alot. Right now busy with wedding plans and such, but I do want to look into that cake class and maybe take up tennis again after the wedding! :)

Just When I Thought I'd Seen It All
 

Does Mac Davis driving down the freeway picking his nose qualify?