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j.nc 12-11-2007 11:22 PM

Al Swearengen missing?
 
Following a series of posts today the whereabouts of Al Swearengen are currently unknown. Suspiciously, the last post OFFICIALLY attributed to AS has been removed from this forum. Fortunately, this screenshot preserves the last known post by the real AS.

http://www.hoffmancentral.org/ps/AS.jpg

Reports to the Admins have also gone largely unanswered – they are uncharacteristically quiet about the incident but did hesitantly note that the IP address from the most recent Al Swearengen posts now originate from Northern Virginia. What could that mean? . More recent inquiries to the Admins have gone unanswered –their auto-reply says something about being hard to reach for a couple of years.

An observant forum member noted that a cryptanalysis of the moniker “Al Swearengen” reveals it is an anagram for “General Wanes” – a retired high ranking military leader with the inside scoop? You Decide*.

Surveillance camera frame of a location near Al Swearengen’s place of business -judging by the bottles displayed this is a frequent stopover. If you have any additional information or recognize anyone in this photo please post to this forum thread.

http://www.hoffmancentral.org/ps/AS2.jpg

*But then again, other valid anagrams are: “Lasagne Renew” or… ahem… “Enlarges Wena”. Here

LateNight 12-12-2007 09:35 AM

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I just knew something was up. Those black helicopters circling overhead the other day. Unmarked vans circling the neighborhood..

Via the Freedom of Information Act all we were able to obtain was this surveillance photo..


I'm afraid our worst fears may be realized.

Damn.

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Isaac-Saxxon 12-12-2007 09:52 AM

He was last spotted going toward Dead Wood Circle yelling something about they will get my gun when they pry my cold dead finger off the trigger :eek:

rhertz 12-12-2007 12:00 PM

LOL, too funny....Has anyone checked Joepoles backyard for signs of fresh dirt?

Texasbelle 12-12-2007 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by rhertz (Post 26482)
LOL, too funny....Has anyone checked Joepoles backyard for signs of fresh dirt?

It was checked this afternoon and this is what was found:

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I believe Al can be found in one of these spots. It seems Isaac is missing tonight as well...wonder where he is?

Pocahontas 12-12-2007 08:41 PM

I'm sure it's way past his bedtime!:D

Texasbelle 12-12-2007 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pocahontas (Post 26510)
I'm sure it's way past his bedtime!:D

You are probably right Pokie. The old farts like that have a hard time staying awake once the sun goes down. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

j.nc 12-12-2007 11:25 PM

anything from AS? I mean the real AS? Notice he's not been around?

Pocahontas 12-13-2007 07:09 AM

Is it a coincidence that Pie is MIA as well? Maybe they have skipped the country after jointly murdering joepole?! Could they be happily eating mango pies on an exotic island somewhere in the Caribbean? Just something to ponder!:laugh:

LateNight 12-13-2007 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Pocahontas (Post 26532)
Is it a coincidence that Pie is MIA as well? Maybe they have skipped the country after jointly murdering joepole?! Could they be happily eating mango pies on an exotic island somewhere in the Caribbean? Just something to ponder!:laugh:


Aha, the plot thickens.. starting to get worried about ol' Al . Last time I saw him, he was servin' drinks at the LateNight Bar..

Isaac-Saxxon 12-13-2007 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by LateNight (Post 26534)
Aha, the plot thickens.. starting to get worried about ol' Al . Last time I saw him, he was servin' drinks at the LateNight Bar..

I had no idea that AS was a mullet man :D I know he has his MREs and his trench dug out and ready. I am sure he will be back up on the board when the smoke clears from the LN bar ;) Never count AS out of the game.

AnimeSpirit 12-13-2007 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Pocahontas (Post 26532)
Is it a coincidence that Pie is MIA as well? Maybe they have skipped the country after jointly murdering joepole?! Could they be happily eating mango pies on an exotic island somewhere in the Caribbean? Just something to ponder!:laugh:

LOL! That would've been nice, but Pie told me she was visiting her mother this week.

Isaac-Saxxon 12-13-2007 10:07 AM

Could the rumor be true ? Is AS a code for ASSMAN :laugh::laugh: I bet ole AS is visiting the happy hunting grounds as I post. Happy hunting Sir !

Pocahontas 12-14-2007 01:36 PM

I'm starting to believe that Al is really Ron Paul! The political season is upon us and his rise in popularity has him out campaigning full force. I have noticed more of his signs popping up around town....hmmmmm...maybe!:idea:

piemaker720 12-14-2007 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pocahontas (Post 26532)
Is it a coincidence that Pie is MIA as well? Maybe they have skipped the country after jointly murdering joepole?! Could they be happily eating mango pies on an exotic island somewhere in the Caribbean? Just something to ponder!:laugh:

Hey Pokie, call your PI's off. Al honey, hurry up and bury that body, you've had enough target pratice. Dang them margaretta's were good.
:laugh::laugh::peace:


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