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rhertz 07-30-2007 09:37 PM

I have many family stories. But I will share one that just happened today. My sister had surgery at a local hospital today. They gave her some feel good meds before knocking her out. Apparently the nurse turned her back for a moment and my sister stood up, took off her gown, and walked out into the hall butt naked and said "I want a Margarita!"

LOL, she will be hearing about this for years to come. I promised to buy her a margarita later on in a week or two when she feels better! :D

piemaker720 07-30-2007 09:55 PM

I have one, God bless the kids.
My grandson,three years old, was down the hall laughing. I hear him laugh really hard, then wait a minute and start laughing again. I wondered what that boy was finding so funny. I snuck down the hall, look through the bedroom door straight through to the bathroom. There he was standing barefoot in the toilet and flushing it. When the water would swirl around his ankles he would laugh, then he would wait for it to fill and flush again. I yelled boy what are you doing. He jump out and said nothing with that innocent look on his face.

Pocahontas 07-30-2007 10:59 PM

Both very funny posts Pie and rhertz! :funnypost2: :funnypost2: Thanks for making me :D this evening!

piemaker720 07-31-2007 10:02 AM

My baby sister [third one down form me] use to wear this shirt that said 69 is fine. We would pick at her about wearing it and she couldn't understand why. She did not know the meaning of 69, so one day we were picking on her , I went and whispered in her ear what it meant. She got so embrassed she took the shirt off and threw it away. Now I tell her before she wears shirts like that to check for what it means if she doesn't know because she could be a walking ad.

Texasbelle 07-31-2007 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by rhertz
I have many family stories. But I will share one that just happened today. My sister had surgery at a local hospital today. They gave her some feel good meds before knocking her out. Apparently the nurse turned her back for a moment and my sister stood up, took off her gown, and walked out into the hall butt naked and said "I want a Margarita!"

LOL, she will be hearing about this for years to come. I promised to buy her a margarita later on in a week or two when she feels better! :D

Oh Lord, patients on Versed should never have an eye taken off of them for a second. I remember when my youngest son was getting ready to have surgery and they had given it to him. He was hilarious. It's the greatest drug ever. Always good for a laugh.

rhertz 08-01-2007 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Texasbelle
Oh Lord, patients on Versed should never have an eye taken off of them for a second. I remember when my youngest son was getting ready to have surgery and they had given it to him. He was hilarious. It's the greatest drug ever. Always good for a laugh.

OK, there is an update to this story.. My brother-in-law is a really big joker. Apparently he made up the entire story at the hospital to em-bare-ass my sister. But the rumor spread faster than the real truth. I should have known better...

In any event, I plan on taking my sister out for a Margarita when she feels better. :D

Pocahontas 08-01-2007 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by rhertz
OK, there is an update to this story.. My brother-in-law is a really big joker. Apparently he made up the entire story at the hospital to em-bare-ass my sister. But the rumor spread faster than the real truth. I should have known better...

In any event, I plan on taking my sister out for a Margarita when she feels better. :D

I know from recent experience at the hospital that 1 versed = about 3 Superior margaritas! So your sis may need more than one!:D

rhertz 08-01-2007 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pocahontas
I know from recent experience at the hospital that 1 versed = about 3 Superior margaritas! So your sis may need more than one!:D

Yeah we will make that Happy Hour!! LOL, I recall surviving Happy Hour at Superior once back in the '80's...

In fact I remember a drunk chick start to stumble and look like she was going to throw up, and off in the back I heard "Thar she blows!"... I felt embarrassed for the girl, but thank god someone helped her outside to her car.... :eek: :pray: :pray: :pray: Gotta love them '80s!


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