How Do You Take A Break When You're The Only Controller?
 

Two airliners had to circle for 18 minutes and a plane ferrying human lungs for transplant was briefly delayed Friday while an airport's lone air traffic controller took a bathroom break, the controller's union said.

You put on one of those astronaut diapers and work.:laugh:

How did I know you would have a post for this thread
 

I know for sure that you have your depends for those emergencies. You can get them at a discount with your AARP card Sista. Does laughing or sneezing give you any problem :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Isaac

You want to know what I think of your post Isaac...


:shoethrow:

Hopefully, Pocahontas will shoot you with her arrow as well. You deserve it for picking on the 40 y/o's.

Now Isaac why would laughing or sneezing cause Tbelle a problem?

Back to the topic......why was there only one controller?

There was one controller because it was a female
 

You can not have two female controllers in one room. Called pecking order. Shoes and arrows do not scare Isaac but Isabella with her sweet avatar now she scares me she can be so sweet unlike you shoe and arrow wielding girls that look dangerous.
Issac

Isaac can be quite like the pot stirrer ya know!!!!! Loves to try and stir up the women. You should be scared boy...the girls might get the whip back out and make an example of you. :whip: :whip: :whip:

Is the wip red like your shoes there Tacobelle ????
 

I would love to see you walk on those stilts. I bet your a balancing act at best. I know I could never walk in something like that even if it did come in my size. You poor girls. What size is that big foot of yours ? Got the hammer toe yet from walking down hill everywhere you go :laugh: :laugh:
Isaac

It's a wonderful talent to have..walking around on stilts as you call them and doing it with long, slender legs! No hammer toe yet..the key is not to wear them all the time! You know Isaac sometimes I think you are jealous that you don't get to wear mine and Pokie's stiletto's, but we'll let you borrow them if you need too!:D

Keep talking about women's feet, Isaac, and they'll give you the shanks. Anywho, back on topic.

You really can't blame the person for needing a bathroom break. If it were me working in there, I would NOT wear a diaper just to accomodate an employer who can't hire an additional controller for just this situation. In which case, the employer would be responsible for the delayed flights while the controller was on break.

Hope your not the only one working when my flight comes in
 

:eek: :eek: ground control where are you ?? Have to bring me a milk jug like I do in the deer stand. Filler up and keep on working :laugh: Now if #2 comes calling there will just have to be a plane wreck :D
Isaac

I hope I'm not the only one working too. Such an important job should NEVER be manned by one person. That's just asking for complications like this.

Isaac you have some explaining to do!
 

:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: Just because I can Isaac and you need some attitude adjustment!! What about trying to have two male controllers?? We'd all die while y'all were trying to prove who was alpha!

Amen sister! He definitely needs an attitude adjustment and me thinks you are just the one to do it! :D

Run, run fast as you can
 

you will never ajust my attitude I am the Isaac Saxxon man. It would take more than you two long leg old girls to tame the Saxxon :laugh: :laugh:
Isaac

That's ok! My smilies will help! :D They are very loyal.

:peace:

Ground control to Major Tom. Take you protein pills and put you helmets on.

I think three women for sure could take you!:whip: :shoethrow: :arrow:

You know judging by some of the typo's tonight, me thinks some folks been drinking margaritas!:wino:

For me it is a bizarre mixture of Sake and Vodka Martini's......

Don't ask...........

:D

Isaac, it is dangerous to mess with the ladies. You may get more than your attitude adjusted. :whip: :poke: :shoethrow: :mad!: :shoethrow: :arrow: :whip: :whip:

Way to go Isabella! Keep Isaac in line!! LOL

I do believe girls that Isaac is getting a spanking!!!!

Way to go girls, we'll get him in line yet!

:hifive:

Oh the controller is in every female
 

It would take more than some wet hens to tame the Saxxon :laugh: I sure would not mind you girls giving it your best shot though ;) who is your daddy:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Isaac

In the words of the one and only Steven Tyler....DREAM ON!!!!!:laugh:

As long as Kramer did not use the N word it is OK to have a few drinks and try to type :laugh: heck I can't type on a good day and I think Kramer thinks in the right side of the brain. Kramer are you still sleeping today. Long night maybe. Well I understand and I will be looking for your dry wit on the board.
Isaac

Woah, some of my smilies are seriously getting some use in this thread. :xd:

No, Isaac, I'm awake. Went to bed at 9:30 last night though. That's a first for me! Must have been the drinks! Great company, even though you couldnt hear anything anybody said! Ever thought about Miracle Ear? I hear it does wonders for old damaged ears.:laugh:

Was in not out of controll to you too ?
 

You got to admit they needed more than one controller in that place last night :rolleyes: It was a zoo and next time it will be a different place. I guess the controller called in sick. You should have had you knife with you to cut the cord on that boom box :laugh: :laugh:
Isaac

Yes Isaac, I had my handy dandy sword in my pocket, I should have whipped it out and cut that wire. What was I thinking? Do you think it would have worked on small children as well?

Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7"
Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."
Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"
Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers."

Oh Anime, we love you and your smilies!!!!! A whole lot!!!! I'm really looking forward to the day you register to vote and I can fix you up with a HOT GIRL! I've got to get busy looking because I know you are getting ready to register, right?

Texasbelle needs to edit
 

Tisk, tisk Tbelle you know better.
Issac

Sure, why not? :p Seriously though, I'll register if you promise to set me up.

BUT you have to actually vote as well Anime or no setty uppee!!! Get it?:D

My favorite..... "PROBLEM: Noise coming from under instrument panel - sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. SOLUTION: Took hammer away from midget.":clap:

Way to go Cosmo!
 

Well that sure as hell took care of the problem!!!:clap:

Awww man! You had to add that to the requirements, didn't you? Just kidding. I wouldn't register if I wasn't going to vote too. I'm not posting proof of registration here, though. You'll just have to take my word for it. :D

Trust me I've got that "proof of registration" issue covered! You won't have to show it here, but it's covered. Now, what kind of girl is your 'type'?

Anime wake up cupid is at your door ! Knock, knock....... follow the white rabbit and see just how deep the rabbit whole really is !
:arrow:

Hey Isaac, the arrow shooting smile is reserved for the use of the women only. Back off boy.