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Isaac-Saxxon 10-15-2007 04:33 PM

Forecast: Sex and Marriage With Robots by 2050
 
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Humans could marry robots within the century. And consummate those vows.

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,301736,00.html

Texasbelle 10-15-2007 04:36 PM

Hey hey hey .......here's your trophy wife Rhertz! It's guaranteed EACH and EVERY time!!!

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

rhertz 10-15-2007 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Texasbelle (Post 22750)
Hey hey hey .......here's your trophy wife Rhertz! It's guaranteed EACH and EVERY time!!!


My favorite quote from "Alien Resurrection"..........

Johner: Hey, Vriess, you got a socket wrench? Maybe she just needs an oil change. Can't believe I almost fscked it.

Vriess: Yeah, like you never fscked a robot....

Isaac-Saxxon 10-15-2007 05:28 PM

Man vs Machine. She looks like she might just like sushi :laugh: I think we need hear from Joepole on this thread :idea:

Al Swearengen 10-15-2007 07:06 PM

I think this is a great idea...but I'd want to thoroughly inspect the orifices on that thang before I went stickin my *&$#@ into it...make sure there aint nothin sharp in there! :D

Texasbelle 10-15-2007 07:22 PM

Something a little scary about those that would choose machine over real woman!!!!

purpahurl 10-15-2007 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Texasbelle (Post 22771)
Something a little scary about those that would choose machine over real woman!!!!

You can turn a machine off!:laugh:

Al Swearengen 10-15-2007 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Texasbelle (Post 22771)
Something a little scary about those that would choose machine over real woman!!!!

Well, its never "too tired" or "has a headache", wont get pregnant or give ya a disease, ya dont have to take it out for dinner and a movie or meet it's family and on and on...this things a winner any way ya look at it! I can even see real women eventually acceptin these things as God-sends.

Isaac-Saxxon 10-15-2007 07:57 PM

You would think they would make the toy better looking than that :laugh: She looks like the future trophy wife that never ages. I am sure they will make them in many flavors. Now if they do not spend money and can cook, clean and pour up and remember the olive :D

rhertz 10-15-2007 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by purpahurl (Post 22773)
You can turn a machine off!:laugh:

LOL, here's some more reasons...

-Electricity cost less than steak and lobster and wine.
-You only have to pay for her once for life (unless you buy her on credit)
-Robots look better in cubic zirconia than real diamonds.
-Robots never gain weight
-Robot women can do math really fast
-Don't need to stop to pee on long road trips
-Interchangable blonde/brunette hair
-Robots can be programmed to speak French when the lights are off.
-Built in MP3 player.... :D

Al Swearengen 10-15-2007 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by rhertz (Post 22777)
LOL, here's some more reasons...

-Electricity cost less than steak and lobster and wine.
-You only have to pay for her once for life (unless you buy her on credit)
-Robots look better in cubic zirconia than real diamonds.
-Robots never gain weight
-Robot women can do math really fast
-Don't need to stop to pee on long road trips
-Interchangable blonde/brunette hair
-Robots can be programmed to speak French when the lights are off.
-Built in MP3 player.... :D

Hell, lets add some cup-holders and an ashtray while we're at it.

rhertz 10-15-2007 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Swearengen (Post 22778)
Hell, lets add some cup-holders and an ashtray while we're at it.

LOL, naw think SciFi! I'm imagining an LCD ass with tattoo screensaver emulator so I don't get bored with the same old scenery! ;)

:duck:

purpahurl 10-15-2007 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Swearengen (Post 22778)
Hell, lets add some cup-holders and an ashtray while we're at it.

Put handle bars on her and you can ride her while she rides you:laugh::laugh:

rhertz 10-15-2007 08:10 PM

We're all so bad!!! :o

purpahurl 10-15-2007 08:30 PM

That was funny. Tbelle aint got a dog in this fight.


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