Vandal Tells Church Members; "The Voices Made Me Do It"
 

An alleged vandal told church members; "The Voices Made Me Do It" for destroying property at the Praise Temple Full Gospel Baptist Cathedral

Not all people who go to church are devinely inspired by God. Some are "devinely inspired" by by negative forces just as others are by positive forces. This board is sometimes proof of that! :shocked:

Aww! But the voices are SO convincing. :p

"Look at me I'm running
Ooh, what have I done
Oh I must have hurt someone
Dark in subway station
Gimme place to hide
Oh I hear the voices deep inside
And oh oh oh the voice is singing

Diddy doo wop oh oh oh oh oh
Diddy doo wop
Well it starts in my head and it ends when I stop
Keep singin diddy doo wop

Charlie liked the Beatles
Sam, he liked Rich Girl
But I'm still hung up on the Duke of Earl
Reachin for the handle
Slicin thru the air
Oh the doo wop voices everywhere
And ooh oh oh the Duke is singing

Diddy doo wop oh oh oh oh
Diddy doo wop
Well it starts in my head and it ends when I stop
Keep singin diddy doo wop
I hear the voices voices
Diddy doo wop ooh oh oh
Well its the voice that I hear at the subway stop
Keeps singing diddy doo wop

Al I need some help with this one
 

So Al have you been singing this song or is it just from your infinite library of wisdom and funny comments ?
Isaac

It's the voices in my head that keep telling me to buy all those shoes in my closet!!!!!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: And I am going to keep listening to them.

Seriously though, there are mentally ill people out there who could be hearing voices, a schziophrenic for instance. I probably misspelled that this early and if you have never dealt with someone in your family who has truly suffered from mental illness then you can not possibly understand how sick they can get. It is impossible to fathom true mental illness until you have experienced it.

I refuse to judge this person because we do not know if this is real illness or not. I do hope they get some help whatever caused them to do it.

Beware of shoe people
 

I am sure there is a name for people that buy shoes as a fix. I know I live with some shoe lovers and it is a very strange thing. Foot fetish :laugh: There is help out there for people. I refuse to judge this person because we do not know if this is real illness or not.
Isaac

So what's the difference between this guy and any other biblical figure labeled as "divinely inspired"? Why is this guy potentially crazy and Moses was a prophet?

Nobody has more shoes that my wife. I will take ya'll on in a shoe competition if you like. But I'm warning ya......

She even has one expensive pair of Italian shoes that are so tall that she can't walk in them. But she won't let me sell them on ebay! (where we bought them). Now how messed up is that? What does that mean? Who wants a pair of shoes to hold in their hand? But I have learned not to force the issue.

Rhertz, my husband says I might can take your wife on the shoe number! Personally I don't understand what your issue is with having that pair of shoes. Some of them are just works of art!

Does she ever buy the pair of shoes and then have to find the outfit to go with it?:D

I can understand rHertz. Guys are just more practical. If it doesn't have a function, there's no need to have it around. It's a guy thing. A lot of women have a thing for shoes though and a lot of women can't bear to throw stuff away.

I dunno. She's been "collecting" for quite some time. Maybe I can sneek into her closet when she isn't looking and snap a picture! Otherwise if she caught me, it might look suspicious like I was up to something! :D


Well this pair was for a very fancy ball and cost a lot. Manolo Blahnik. You understand... Plus I had to buy another pair that she could actually walk in. I would rather invest those C notes into a painting or sculpture or other art form. But hey, maybe you are right. Who am I? Mr Art Dealer? (NOT) She should have her way every now and then, just like I do.


Duh! Isn't that how it works? But I'm a guy. What do I know. I'm happy as long as I don't have to sit for hours in the lady's shoe department at Macy's or Nordtroms. I should probably be quiet now. She might want to read this post and see what I am laughing at. :D

Its the lyrics to "Diddy Doo Wop" from the Hall & Oates album "Voices", one of the all-time greatest albums ever made!

Wasnt it Emelda Marcos that was the big shoe fetishist? Yeah, my better half could give Emelda a run for her money, too. But we got that understandin...she doesnt say anything when I buy another gun, I dont say anything when she buys another pair of shoes!;)

I will not deny you your opinion there Al. I will just leave it to say that another one of the all-time greatest albums ever made was Todd Rundgren's "Something/Anything". He wrote/produced/mixed/played it all by himself.... Every word.. Every instrument.. Even the sax.. At home.... With an 8 track reel to real.... In his fricking living room! Todd is "A true Wizard, a True Star".. (Another of his albums) Ironically Todd did produce some of Darrel Hall and John Oats albums I do believe. Maybe even "Voices". Which would fully explain your comment! :D :D :D

LOL...entirely possible. Did you know that Darrel Hall has been called "the greatest WHITE soul singer in the world"? Ofcourse, he may be the ONLY white soul singer in the world. Even if thats the case, I think he deserves the title.

NO the best is David Gilmour hands down
 

Just look at the track record boys. The Dark Side of the Moon on of the best selling CDs ever. He is still writing, singing and playing that slide guitar. Maybe throw in some Mark Knofler to that slide playing. Help me Al with the Hall and Oats :rolleyes: My dear wife likes old lizard face Stephen Tyler (Aerosmith) and Jon Bon Jovi :clap: You know mama's happy ............
Isaac

Looks like Todd has been touring with Hall and Oats in the last year or two....
http://trconnection.com/tour/t2005ho

Ummmm Boyssss.... :flirt: :flirt:

Could we get back to shoes please? This whole Hall & Oates thing is boring to us Imelda's?

I'll help all of you out ....Mother's Day is coming...go to A Perfect Pair on Line Avenue and pick your woman up a new pair of shoes or get her a gift certificate!!!!!

How about some running shoes
 

Might be a good time @ 40 to try some new running shoes or walking shoes if you like. Pick up those pound cakes and pizza dough and bye, bye wings it is a looming battle to be faced and fought :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Isaac

Excuse me while I take cover, Isaac, because TBelle is gonna start throwing shoes at you. :sweatdrop:

Let's see....I won't waste a good pair of Cole Haan's at you, not Stuart Weitzman's, or Manolo's. So let me throw some old cowboy boots at your nappy hard head!!!! (Anime I need a smiley for this!!!)

I'll put a $100 on the table my 40 year old body can take yours on the treadmill!:whip: :banana:

How a nice redwing size 13 to stomp a mudhole in his a**.

Perfect!!!!!! Stomp his a@@ with the Redwing, throw the stilletto at his nappy head, and follow it up with a pointy toe cowboy boot shoved up the :D !

My, My Tbelle. that doesn't sound like a home school teacher. You sound like you have a bit of sadist tendency with that attitude

Sorry, yes we should get back on topic.. Shoes! ;)

When is Mother's Day? And were abouts on Line Ave is "A Perfect Pair"? I might actually take you up on this! I would not even presume to be able to choose a pair, but the gift certificate idea is great! THX!

If anybody could tell you about the perfect pair
 

It would be Texasbelle :eek: :eek: :laugh: Texasbelle where did you by your pair at ? :D Did they cost much :rolleyes:
Isaac

LMAO, I didn't know that women could be so violent with their shoes! Hmmm, I've been married 23.9 years and I'm scratching my head why I never had a shoe thrown at me! Amazing that never happened! Good thing we don't fight in the closet I guess.

Ms Belle, I bet you could get a job on the set of the next Austin Powers movie as a well dressed villian. Your name could be "AlottaShoes" and your expertise is throwing shoes at the good guys.

Actually Ms. Belle would never ever throw anything at Mr. Belle. He is too nice to deserve being mad at (for long) and never would I hurt a pair of good shoes like that:D

A Perfect Pair is on Line Avenue almost in front of Superior Steakhouse on the same side of Line. The shoes are kind of pricey but they do have moderate shoes as well. It would be a great idea for your wife for Mother's Day!

Another idea is to go to Bath Junkie on Youree Drive and get her a basket of bath goodies made up!!

I am full of great ideas if you boys (men) need help! I am sure Isabella and Scarlett can help out as well. We can make you all look great come Mother's Day morning!

P.S. Neo, you're hopeless and none of this applies to you!:D

I think Tbelle may be Martha stewart. TexasB you have inside stock info for us?:D

But can 40 handle 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are willing to put on the table.... your first born?

Texasbelle maybe not on the treadmill
 

I think 30 just might kick your pound cakes in the ground. I would love to see the contest. How about Highland fitness center and we will have emt's on stand by for the over 40 lady. :laugh: :laugh: You may want to send your daughter instead :rolleyes: same age gap just different dynamics :laugh:
Isaac

These boots are made for walking, walking right over you...

On a side note, how about the hurricane forcast this year... Wonder if one will be named Tbelle this year?

Well Neo, given that you can't be trusted and don't know what to do with nice, beautiful, intelligent young ladies that are KEEPERS we want put the first born on the table, unless of course you'd like to take care of my previous offer!!!!!!!!

No Isaac, Ms. Belle, won't need paramedics for the treadmill bet, but you would! Now do you want a female or male paramedic standing by to give you CPR? or wait I bet Neo knows it!!!!!! Maybe he could be there just in case!!!!:D :D

Very sexy, T-Belle...love the new avatar!

Why thank you Al!:flirt: I'm just getting ready for the weekend with Mr. Belle!;)

oh but I think you are forgetting Southside Johnny. That's right, Southside Johnny & the Asbury Jukes.

For any of you Sopranos, Sylvio fans.. great thing about listening to all that old Southside Johnny & the Asbury Jukes, is that you get to hear Sylvio (Miami Steve Van Zandt) singing background vocals... :yes:

Man!, those look like some heels :)


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as the boy spider said to the girl spider.. "Hey baby, do those legs go all the way up ?" :)

I would take the female Twain by my side
 

I think I might just surprise you Tbelle. Have got your AARP card yet if not you neet to get on the phone and call :laugh:
Isaac

Yes Isaac, you would surprise me..........IF YOU COULD KEEP UP OLD MAN!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: