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Santabot 04-30-2007 08:22 PM

How do you eat your snack crackers?
 
Simple poll.

Random spam almost, but this forum isn't all that much active :\

TheNarrator 04-30-2007 11:47 PM

[I'm taking this post super serious.]

What kind of snack crackers are you referring to? Peanut butter and cheese crackers normally have salt on both sides, so not consuming salt in a bite is unavoidable, making salt side up or down impossible.

However, if you're referring to regular saltines, which I don't believe are considered snack crackers, then salt-side down definitely.

Santabot 04-30-2007 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TheNarrator
[I'm taking this post super serious.]

What kind of snack crackers are you referring to? Peanut butter and cheese crackers normally have salt on both sides, so not consuming salt in a bite is unavoidable, making salt side up or down impossible.

However, if you're referring to regular saltines, which I don't believe are considered snack crackers, then salt-side down definitely.

Clare, clare, you've gone much too far with such a simple topic, but at least you're discussing something more meaningful than religion. :cheapshot:

I was eating Goldfish at the time, so that's what I was thinking of.

TheNarrator 05-01-2007 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Santabot
Clare, clare, you've gone much too far with such a simple topic, but at least you're discussing something more meaningful than religion. :cheapshot:

I was eating Goldfish at the time, so that's what I was thinking of.

Aren't Goldfish salted on both sides, as well?

Also, it's a common belief that the salt placement on a snack cracker affects more people than religion.
Also, the classification of saltines as snack crackers or merely "sides" to things such as soup is detrimental to the advancement of dinner parties and society itself.

LateNight 05-01-2007 12:41 AM

o.k. I'll play. And why do they call them Animal "Crackers" when they aren't crackers at all ?

Santabot 05-01-2007 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by LateNight
o.k. I'll play. And why do they call them Animal "Crackers" when they aren't crackers at all ?


:clap: :laugh:

BrainSmashR 05-01-2007 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by LateNight
o.k. I'll play. And why do they call them Animal "Crackers" when they aren't crackers at all ?



What is the difference between a cookie and a cracker?

A cookie's dough is higher in shortening and sugar; and contains less flour. The cracker's dough is flour, some shortening and sugar, and some flavors and dough conditioners.
http://www.stauffers.net/qa.asp#2

Simply put, animal crackers contain less fat, flour, and sugar than what's commonly referred to as a cookie.

And another one I found interesting.....
http://www.stauffers.net/identifier.asp

Isaac-Saxxon 05-01-2007 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Santabot
Simple poll.

Random spam almost, but this forum isn't all that much active :\

I will take the Thin Matzos with no salt and a small cup of red wine :think:

Santabot 05-01-2007 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Isaac-Saxxon
I will take the Thin Matzos with no salt and a small cup of red wine :think:

Shalom! :laugh:

BrainSmashR 05-01-2007 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Isaac-Saxxon
I will take the Thin Matzos with no salt and a small cup of red wine :think:


Naw...that doesn't have queer written all over it.

Santabot 05-01-2007 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BrainSmashR
Naw...that doesn't have queer written all over it.

I'm imagining him sitting there with his hair flipped over in a cardigan sweater and some corduroy pants and moccasins on.. ahahah

Isaac-Saxxon 05-01-2007 07:27 AM

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Shalom! :laugh:

Shalom to you Santabot ;) "upon you be peace" I can see you do not know what is used for Communion :bow: it may seem queer to some. I would say to that you can be gay and a homophobic at the same time :laugh:

BrainSmashR 05-01-2007 07:30 AM

Gee, so one has to wonder if you're "scared" of gays because the Bible tells you to be or because of their own actions.....

Isaac-Saxxon 05-01-2007 07:33 AM

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I'm imagining him sitting there with his hair flipped over in a cardigan sweater and some corduroy pants and moccasins on.. ahahah

No cardigan or corduroy pants Santaboy and neither of you two are proven studs :laugh: may think you are but no children so no proof :rotflol: :rotflol:
I see you two have become good buddies :laugh:

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Isaac-Saxxon 05-01-2007 07:36 AM

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Gee, so one has to wonder if you're "scared" of gays because the Bible tells you to be or because of their own actions.....

I do not fear gays on the contrary I hope they get better don't you brain :rolleyes2: just like I hope you get better ;)


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