What do you want Santa to bring YOU this year?
 

May it be a real Christmas gift or a "dream gift", what kind of present would you like ole Saint Nick to deliver to you? Are you deserving? Have you been naughty or nice?:D

Just another good year. But materialistically... some of these so I don't have to suffer again on the next cross country flight.

Pocs - you'll have to reveal your wish too, right?

I was speaking materialistically just to make it a fun thread and see where people's interests lie. I can see where those earphones could come in quite handy!

It would be nice to see a new designer purse, leather jacket or some sort of jewelry. Just one of the above would be fine!

On my dream list it would be to remodel my kitchen! It'll happen one day so I'm patient!:)

My wife wears a strange looking pair of shoes around the house... she calls "Crocks". I'd like a pair of my own...not pink.
I wore them once to go through the drive in to get breakfast. While there my mother called me and asked if I would pick up a can of coffee for her.
When I brought it to her house she was staring at my "pink crocks".
I told her, "for a wife, a man will drive a car, but only for a mother would he go into the supermarket wearing pink shoes."

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I looked this up since I've never seen one of these. I guess due to it's 1 million plus price tag there aren't too many of these around. Nice!:D

:laugh: I figured if we were gonna be wishful.....:D
I'll settle for this: ASTIN-MARTIN DB9

LOL, you wouldn't be able to drive it....maybe drive around town in 1st gear... :D

That's easy!


Super Colossal King Crab Legs!!


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:laugh: Especially on THESE streets!!!:eek:

A commercial sized bad ass gas cooking stove and an indoor
BBQ pit!:D:D

You're a good man Howela helping your Mom out at your own expense! :)Those crocs come in all kinds of assorted colors they even have camouflage ones!Attachment 1984

Camouflage Crocs what will they think of next :laugh: Pokie do shop like a bull and charge everything :eek:

I assume those above that want those cars also want a new city to live in so they can be driven without ripping the suspension apart and/or being run into by uninsured drivers.

I want one of these:



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Sounds like a plan!:rolleyes:You haven't posted what you'd like from Santa!
Maybe one of these?? Fly Rudolph fly!!!!!!!!

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Funny, I can't really think of anything that I want, realistically. Mrs. Morph is a little miffed about that.

Fantasy? That's easy-real estate.

First I would like a cabin within a 4 hour drive next to a river. It should have a huge great room with an equally large fireplace. The best part would be that the entire morph clan and mrs. morph's clan could gather there for the holidays.

Other than that, I would like a huge shop within 15 minutes drive of my house. It would have two double bay garages with cabinets inside and a very large storage room. An upstairs loft to house some "office" space and a "rec" room or lounge to hold my "toys".

I agree Morpheus. I think females place more value on getting surprises and spending money on things we do not need or that we will give away. The real ho is the credit card company :eek:

Bah Humbug!!!!!!!!!!!!:(

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Where did you find that photo of me :laugh::laugh:

Sheesh, I'd be happy if Santa brought me a girlfriend. I meet women and sometimes get their phone numbers. Unfortunately, most of those who give out their numbers are either married or with a guy already. -_-;;

now I hope I'm not being lumped into the "Scrooge" category. I love Christmas. I enjoy giving presents. When the season comes I listen to almost only Christmas music in the car. (thank you 96.5) I watch all of the Christmas classics-Christmas Vacation, Christmas Story, Charlie Brown, all of the stop animated stuff, Frosty, etc. etc.

I just can't think of anything that "I" want. I have more than enough already.

I have asked for a miniature horse for Christmas. Traveler needs a friend his own size in the pasture!

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Now why would you want a Lil' Mule when you could have Colossal Crabs!!

Merry Christmas-Sky Clad Suzy
 

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This guy fit the bill?

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I knew you were Sky-clad Morpheus :rotflol:

I think Tbelle has sent her Christmas list out and Morpheus you nailed it right on the Horse Head !!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

No indeed! The real Isaac-Scrooge already came forward!:laugh:;)

Isaac and Dorph posts like boys who have size issues.

I just quite simply replying to a thread. You two need to work it out with a shrink. Traveler just wants a friend.

I would take a Louis Vuitton if Dr. Belle would be so kind!!!! Or some new bling or some SHOES!!!!

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You're right TBall, he does seem a little, uh, lonely.

Poor Isaac...I thought his wife was taking better care of him than that!

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Nahh...Just a few laps around I-220 or I-49 would suffice.:D
Remember joe, I was dreaming-:laugh:

So, whats the problem?! It's no secret that one of the best things about BAFB is all the lonely wives/girlfriends!!!! Just kidding...I wouldn't really do that....:rolleyes::piethrow::shoethrow::duck:
Seriously though, I hear ya Anime- This town is FULL of some of the most beautiful women you can find, but It's been tough for me to find a good one. I will admit, however, I have let some good ones get away- I may have just met another one though:D Time will tell!;)

Good to see John Wayne back, Vix!:)

Gotta love the duke! But I had to pay tribute with the other avatar-

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Seriously though, I hear ya Anime- This town is FULL of some of the most beautiful women you can find...[quote]


Yo Vix - What town you talking about?
I may have something to say bout that... (no suprise)

Probably not Isaac...hairs too dark!!!!

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Seriously though, I hear ya Anime- This town is FULL of some of the most beautiful women you can find... I'm Talking about Right here in SHV/Bossier....?

Maybe Belle wants a donkey instead of small horse or maybe a large ass !

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Anime, findin a suitable woman can be challengin, as you're findin out. But ya can improve the odds if you're willin to compromise. I'm not sayin settle for somethin ya dont want, just focus your search on women that'd likely find a man like yourself appealin. As a very attractive date o' mine once told me..."if ya want "Barbie", ya gotta be "Ken". Also, dont put too much emphasis on age. Been my experience that "older women" tend to better appreciate a hard-workin man that might be a lil rough around the edges. Good luck brother...and dont get discouraged or throw in the towel. She's out there, ya just gotta find her.