What did you learn from Katrina ?
 

Hey folks. I am writing from the north pole because I could not deal with the heat you people have in LA :D besides the heat which gives me problems such as a sudden melt down I found some other reasons for a Snow Man not to be in LA. (never eat yellow snow) ;)

TEN THINGS I LEARNED BY WATCHING T.V. AFTER KATRINA

1. There were no white people living in New Orleans .

2. The hurricane only destroyed black people's property.

3. Only black family members got separated during the rescue effort.

4. White folks do not make good news stories.

5. New Orleans was the only area devastated by the hurricane. There was a
tree down in Mississippi and a limb was blown off a tree in Alabama .

6. Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come and get you
and give you money for being stupid.

7. When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen T.V.

8. Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to rescue. Stand in front
of a CNN camera and bemoan the fact the government hasn't given you a debit
card yet.

9. The hurricane did twenty three billion dollars of improvements to the
city of New Orleans . Now the city is welfare, gang, and looter free. THEY
ARE ALL IN YOUR CITY!

10. The only thing worse was to be a white SNOW MAN :cool:

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See ya in the late fall :peace:
Snow Man

Come see us again Snowman! Don't wait till Fall!

P.S. Do you ice fish in the North Pole? You do know what happened to the Polar Bear when he bent over to look in the ice hole while ice fishing, don't you? He got kicked in the Ice Hole!!!!

Geez Snowman! You haven't been around in a while. ;)

What I learned from Katrina is run like the wind, don't wait, that's stupid.
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What I learned from Katrina is that a Republican governor knows how to handle an approaching hurricane and how to evacuate the citizens.

A Democratic Governor on the other hand, doesn't have a clue what to do!

Great post, Snow Man...but ya left out the followin:

11. Rather than target the rampant looters, rioters, snipers, gangs, and assorted thugs who are takin advantage of the situation, the multi-state/jurisdiction military/law enforcement presence will disarm as many property owners/tax payers as possible, leavin them at the mercy of the criminal element. The so-called "authorities" will also seek out and body-slam old ladies who show their unloaded guns in a non-threatenin manner whilst tryin to explain that they wish to be left alone. Extra points if said old lady suffers broken bones and has her gun confiscated and never returned.

Yes I agree Al. It was a mess and there were a lot of dead beats that really took advantage of the government and the crack heads ran out of dope and got real mean. I would want my side arm and maybe a scatter piece.