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sbl_admin 02-06-2007 04:55 PM

Houston! We have a problem
 
NASA Astronaut is charged with attempted murder in bizarre love triangle

rhertz 02-06-2007 05:07 PM

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She looked much better as an astronaut than as a murderer....

Isaac-Saxxon 02-06-2007 05:11 PM

She will soon have new close to wear
 
They will be orange too :D Bet she will not like the extra bracelets !
Isaac

rhertz 02-06-2007 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Isaac-Saxxon
They will be orange too

LMAO That was funny. If she was male, it might have a rear fly door too! but for a different purpose.

Al Swearengen 02-06-2007 08:02 PM

Astroslut in space!
 
I'd be surprised if the tabloids dont start calling her the real life Barbarella! Nasa is saying there has been no change in her status...yet! But you can bet there will be...Nasa cant have it's astronauts engaging in such bizarre, disgraceful, scandalous behavior...reflects poorly on the agency dontcha know. What an ignominious end to a brilliant career...oh well, if Nasa and the Navy drum her out, she can always write a sufficiently smutty book that'll no doubt fly off the shelves...or work the talkshow circuit. Im sure the company that makes "Depends" adult undergarments would pay her to endorse their product. For all you non-military-minded types out there, this woman is a navy captain, which is equivalent to an army/marine/air force colonel, which means shes just a promotion short of admiralty. Ah...the things we do for love!

Isaac-Saxxon 02-07-2007 02:40 AM

She went lunar on us
 
That second photo she looks like a he :eek: It is sad to see someone with so much going for them to throw it all away in the heat of passion on just because she was in heat ?
Isaac

Al Swearengen 02-07-2007 05:03 AM

Well now, lets see what we got here...a knife? Rubber tubing? Garbage bags? She clearly intended to use the tubing for tourniquets, dismember the corpse and put the separate pieces into the garbage bags, then bury the bags or weight em and toss em into the drink, effectively "disappearing" her rival. She bought the BB gun because theres no paper trail attached to it, it just had to look real enough to insure the victim's compliance...you know, "get in the car or I'll shoot you where you stand...YOU drive...dont exceed the speed limit...ok, take a left on that secluded rural backroad", like that. That leaves the mallet...she obviously planned to bludgeon her to death. Fortunately for Shipman, Nowak's "shadowcraft" sucked...Shipman knew somethin was up...had suspected she was being surveilled for some time. And Nowak probably also screwed the pooch in using government databases to research Shipman's background. Those keystrokes are gonna come back and bite her in the ass, now. Oh well...hindsight is 20/20! This girl has a set of brass ones on her, dont she? Shes f***in ruthless, man! And who the hell would ever suspect a decorated astronaut? I'm sure shes sorry...sorry she got caught! Hell, Nowak aint a bad lookin girl when shes all dolled up! And shes a navy captain and an astronaut to boot. PLUS shes uninhibited...she'll even wear a diaper for ya when its time for the "water sports" ;) My kind of woman! Seriously, if youre a man and you have two women competing for your favor, what would the non-astronaut chick have to do to win that contest? Thats a pretty damn tough act to follow, know what Im sayin? Kinda hard to top, aint it? Either Shipman is some kind of tasty lunchmeat, like say a nymphomaniacal Jessica Biel, OR Nowak is just plain nuts! So why didnt Nowak just divorce hubby and "outbabe" Shipman for loverboy's affections in the time-honored fashion? I'll TELL ya why. Cuz she wanted to have her cake and eat it, too, THATS WHY! I mean, if ya ever had ANY doubts that women can be crazier than a stepped-on cockroach, this case should convince ya otherwise! So what kind of slammertime does "attempted murder" rate these days, I wonder?

LateNight 02-07-2007 08:39 AM

wow, what a bizarre story.. really sounds like she was a woman with a mission. crazy..

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Cross-Country Drive, Wearing Diapers

Police say that Nowak left Houston and drove 900 miles to the Orlando Airport, reportedly stopping only for gas and wearing adult diapers so she wouldn't have to stop to urinate.

At the airport, she waited for the return flight of Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman, who she believed was her rival for Oefelein's affections.

Nowak wore a trench coat and a wig to disguise herself, and carried pepper spray and a BB gun. She trailed Shipman to her car and attempted to enter the car, but Shipman drove to a parking lot booth and called the police.

Isaac-Saxxon 02-07-2007 09:50 AM

Nowak probably also screwed the pooch
 
Al your poet and don't know it or maybe you do know it :D She will get some time out of this and somebody's girl she will be.
Isaac

Al Swearengen 02-08-2007 01:46 AM

Ok folks, are ya ready for this?
 
The conspiracy theorists are saying that theres an active smear campaign being waged against Nowak to pre-emptively discredit her before she can expose the Nasa/government UFO/ET cover-up. There could be somethin to that...lots of UFO activity goin on.

rhertz 02-08-2007 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Swearengen
The conspiracy theorists are saying that theres an active smear campaign being waged against Nowak to pre-emptively discredit her before she can expose the Nasa/government UFO/ET cover-up. There could be somethin to that...lots of UFO activity goin on.

Heh, and I thought the smear campaign was being waged against her pre-emptively before she can expose the Nasa Moon landing cover-up. :D

Isaac-Saxxon 02-08-2007 02:08 PM

More UFO sightings in Triad Skies
 
Yes Al there have been a bunch of UFO's in the news. I do not know if that is because we have more UFO's or is it the media folks do not have anything to talk about or fill there web sites with ? Here is a link that is on the Drudge Report http://www.wxii12.com/news/10955774/detail.html you know they never seem to show up on radar but there have been a lot of credible people in the past to speak up and say they had no doubt they had seen something.
Isaac

sbl_admin 02-08-2007 02:09 PM

Updated News Story
 
A new story has been added to the "Read More" section of this topic, as follows

FOX NEWS -- Feb 8 2007 1:09 PM
Other Man's Mother-in-Law: Nowak Broke Up My Daughter's Marriage

sbl_admin 02-08-2007 02:15 PM

Updated News Story
 
A new story has been added to the "Read More" section of this topic, as follows

Shreveport Times -- Feb 8 2007 1:15 PM
Astronaut Suffered 'Mental Anguish'

sbl_admin 02-09-2007 12:47 AM

Updated News Story
 
A new story has been added to the "Read More" section of this topic, as follows

CNN -- Feb 8 2007 11:47 PM
Astronaut's arrest tests NASA's mettle


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