Sorry dude, your pussy isn't the kind I hunt on Friday night. I thought I had made that abundantly clear.
Furthermore, you've already admitted to contacting the police, so I can't call you back. Remember, I'm crazy, not stupid.
Do you think ANYONE here is fooled as to what your true intentions have been since you first insisted on me calling you? Not only are you a regular gun-toting pussy, you're about as transparent as they come.
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