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Talking Dog
One day in the middle of England a guy sees a sign in front of a house: 'Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black lab just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep", the lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told MI6 about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running".
"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals".
"Had a wife, a whole lot of puppies, and now I am just retired".
The guys is amazed. He goes back and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten punds" the owner replies.
The guy is dumbfounded. "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap???"
"He's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff".
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.-- Bill Cosby
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