Here is another that was so true to us older generation.
Me Mudder
Whem me prayers so early said
Who tucked me in me little bed
Who spanked me *ss til it was red
Me Mudder
Who took me from my cozy cot
And sat me on an ice cold pot
And made me pee when I could not
Me Mudder
Who did me hair so neatly part
She pressed me gently to her heart
And sometimes squeezed me til I fart
Me Mudder