O.k. so my crazy dog Taz, she's no barker. But she does have a very specific bark for when someone is here.. like a meter reader, or a UPS delivery etc..
Well here it is 8:30 in the freakin' morning and she lets loose with that very bark. Wakes me up, I jump out of bed and go downstairs to see what's what. She's sitting there on the couch like nothing is going on. So of course I ask her "what the hell you barkin' at?" and she looks at me like I'M crazy.
Ughhh.
Stupid dog "don't you see it ? it's up there!!"