Speedy Divorce
A couple where driving along a lone road, when the wife looks over at her husband and said, “I want a divorce.” The husband stayed concentrated on the road. “I’ve been cheating on you with your best friend and we're in love, and we’re going to get married.” She went on as he stayed silent driving. “
I'm already with his child, and I want the house, the kids, the summer home...” As she went on, he began picking up speed. “I want the majority of the bank account, the yacht...” L
Later, he was at a speed of 90mph, still gaining. His wife looked at him and asked, “oh wait, did you want anything.” The husband smiled and looked over, “No. I've got everything I need.” The wife looked puzzled and asked, “Oh, what's that?” He looked at the speedometer, now 105mph, and said “The airbag is on my side.”
