[Al Swearengen]

I'd be surprised if the tabloids dont start calling her the real life Barbarella! Nasa is saying there has been no change in her status...yet! But you can bet there will be...Nasa cant have it's astronauts engaging in such bizarre, disgraceful, scandalous behavior...reflects poorly on the agency dontcha know. What an ignominious end to a brilliant career...oh well, if Nasa and the Navy drum her out, she can always write a sufficiently smutty book that'll no doubt fly off the shelves...or work the talkshow circuit. Im sure the company that makes "Depends" adult undergarments would pay her to endorse their product. For all you non-military-minded types out there, this woman is a navy captain, which is equivalent to an army/marine/air force colonel, which means shes just a promotion short of admiralty. Ah...the things we do for love!