What are your New Year's resolutions?

[joepole]

1. I'm going to try and be more cynical and have less faith in my fellow man, but I'm not sure that's possible.

2. I'm going to try and drink more alcohol. 2007 was kind of a dry year.

3. I'm not going to vote in the Presidential election. I've been voting consistently since I was 18, but this year the field is so bad I think I'll sit it out.

4. I resolve to not impregnate my wife again. #3 is in the oven right now and that's it.