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Old 05-05-2007, 11:32 PM   #16
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My comment was only directed at Isaac. I would never offend any other Border Collie owner 'cept him. He's earned it well. Now the Kuvasz would physically tear up a Border Collie. Mentally the Border collie is supposedly according to the unscientific survey smarter than the Kuvasz. (I refuse to give in to the survey and give Isaac satisfaction. Wouldn't want him to get the fat head, would we?)

We actually had a Border Collie for a while. Someone dumped one off at our house. She was a sweet girl, even got knocked up by Blitz behind our back, but we found her a great home. She just wanted to herd the horses way too much!
Tbelle, trust me on this one. You NEED a Pug. Nuf said....
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Old 05-05-2007, 11:34 PM   #17
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fer what? I don't want snot blown everywhere in my house. Rosie's shedding everywhere as it is. I've got the Yorkie alarm system backed up by the Kuvasz weapon of destruction with the German Shepherd back up plan. What's a pug going to bring to the table?
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Old 05-06-2007, 05:06 AM   #18
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fer what? I don't want snot blown everywhere in my house. Rosie's shedding everywhere as it is. I've got the Yorkie alarm system backed up by the Kuvasz weapon of destruction with the German Shepherd back up plan. What's a pug going to bring to the table?
You might be a Redneck if you live in east Texas and own eight dogs and a small horses and a old school bus buried in the back yard for a bunker and use bleach in strange ways
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Old 05-06-2007, 08:11 AM   #19
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You might be a redneck if....

You think the law have given you a free ticket to shoot anyone at anytime you think your safety is in danger anywhere on your property.
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We haven't buried a school bus yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You think the law have given you a free ticket to shoot anyone at anytime you think your safety is in danger anywhere on your property.
BS I actually thought for a minute there you were gonna lighten up and tell a joke! Guess the joke was on me!
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Yea me too, Pokie

If you've ever arrived for lunch an hour early to avoid the long line...you might be a military redneck.

I SWEAR this actually happens in the military.
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You might be a redneck if your junior-senior prom had a day care center.
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I heard you might be a red neck if you graduated jounior high the same year as your youngest kid
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I heard you might be a red neck if you graduated jounior high the same year as your youngest kid
Welcome to the board Pattyann I hope you enjoy your stay
Now you might be Redneck if you like this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfNpk2Bt0OM

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BS I actually thought for a minute there you were gonna lighten up and tell a joke! Guess the joke was on me!

It IS a joke, the problem is some folks don't realize it.
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It IS a joke, the problem is some folks don't realize it.
It sounded rather provocative to me. If you're the only one who can laugh at it, then it's not a joke.

If you've ever saddled a jet engine, you might be a military redneck.
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It sounded rather provocative to me. If you're the only one who can laugh at it, then it's not a joke.

If you've ever saddled a jet engine, you might be a military redneck.
Or the satire could simply be above the heads of those who don't find it funny....
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfNpk2Bt0OM
Ouch, comprehending all of that gives me a headache. I'd hate to be the genealogist for that family.
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