Disturbing New Trend: Teens Drinking Bleach to Pass Drug Test

[piemaker720]

http://parenting.families.com/blog/d...pass-drug-test

Is there a meter that measures STUPID. If not we need one. Where do the kids come up with these ideas.

[Texasbelle]

Umm...there is another trend involving bleach and folks you need to know about. Bootyhole bleaching Yes, yes yes you read it right. Apparently it's a growing thing among the college age and others. We heard about it at our office and didn't believe it so we called a plastic surgeon friend and yes it is true.

Can you imagine having that done??

[piemaker720]

And I thought waxing was bad. Why would anyone bleach their booty-hole. Is there that many folks going to be looking there.

[AnimeSpirit]

Very wierd, Tbelle.

Back in the military, we had regular urinalaysis tests to ensure no one was doing drugs of any kind. The military has ZERO TOLERANCE for drug abuse. If you test positive you are automatically out. Needless to say, we heard a lot of stories and excuses about ways to get around the testing.

One really lame one was drinking aloe. Despite being very bitter, or so I was told, it did NOT flush your system out. There were also two popular excuses used to try and justify testing positive: eating sesame seeds makes you test positive and supposedly 2nd-hand smoke from people doing drugs. Of course, the command knew better. It would take like a bathtub full of sesame seeds to have someone test positive on a urinalysis. And supposedly, 2nd hand smoke doesn't do it either (not sure about that one).

In short, if you want to pass a urinalysis, people, STOP DOING THE STUPID DRUGS!!!

[Texasbelle]

Anime I found it very odd as well. I can't imagine why someone would go to the pain to do it. Because really who is going to actually be spending that much time looking there?

[Neo]

Sounds like if you want out of the military, do drugs, don't be gay

[Pocahontas]

Originally Posted by Neo

Sounds like if you want out of the military, do drugs, don't be gay

Sounds like if you use bleach as mentioned above you could get away with BOTH!!

[rhertz]

Originally Posted by Texasbelle

I can't imagine why someone would go to the pain to do it. Because really who is going to actually be spending that much time looking there?

That was my thought too. Maybe a porn star or something. Then the procedure might also be a tax writeoff.

This has me thinking..Is that what Micheal Jackson did to his whole body?

[piemaker720]

I believe he did have some bleaching of the skin, so they say. But that still goes back to booty-bleaching get real. It's like bend over so I can see how white your butt is, PLEASE. That is one area I care not to examine, unles you are a baby and need a diaper change.

[Isabella]

Originally Posted by Texasbelle

Umm...there is another trend involving bleach and folks you need to know about. Bootyhole bleaching Yes, yes yes you read it right. Apparently it's a growing thing among the college age and others. We heard about it at our office and didn't believe it so we called a plastic surgeon friend and yes it is true.

Can you imagine having that done??

Why would they want to do that?

[Texasbelle]

We don't know. We're still trying to figure it out, but we have had all kind of guesses! You can google it. It is for real.

[BrainSmashR]

Originally Posted by Texasbelle

We don't know. We're still trying to figure it out, but we have had all kind of guesses! You can google it. It is for real.

It's not a guess, the chemical compounds of bleach effectively masks the presence of drugs in urine. Specifically why, I don't know, but bleach is some bad stuff, and probably fouls the test rather than actually "masking" the presence of drugs....and I don't htink some of you are using common sense when you think about this. The kids aren't turning up a bottle of Clorox, but rather adding a table spoon to a glass of water. Gradual ingestion....

One can also drink a couple of gallons of water, or until their urine is clear, prior to testing, and pass by diluting their sample. All you need is a multi-vitamin for color and some creatine because some drug test check for lack of naturally produced by-products, as when the sample has been diluted or otherwise tampered with, as opposed to the presence of drugs themselves.

[Texasbelle]

Brain, my posts was referencing "butt bleaching" where someone has their hole bleached white! Not drinking the stuff to pass a drug screen. Two different things. It's sick I know but people do both apparently.

[AnimeSpirit]

Originally Posted by BrainSmashR

It's not a guess, the chemical compounds of bleach effectively masks the presence of drugs in urine. Specifically why, I don't know, but bleach is some bad stuff, and probably fouls the test rather than actually "masking" the presence of drugs....and I don't htink some of you are using common sense when you think about this. The kids aren't turning up a bottle of Clorox, but rather adding a table spoon to a glass of water. Gradual ingestion....

One can also drink a couple of gallons of water, or until their urine is clear, prior to testing, and pass by diluting their sample. All you need is a multi-vitamin for color and some creatine because some drug test check for lack of naturally produced by-products, as when the sample has been diluted or otherwise tampered with, as opposed to the presence of drugs themselves.

Wow, you're awfully enlightened on this subject.

[Isaac-Saxxon]

Originally Posted by Isabella

Why would they want to do that?

Oh that burning ring of fire I would think bleach would kill some one if they were to drink it and burn like hell the other way That is just so wrong. What ever happen to tux pads