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Old 05-10-2007, 11:55 AM   #16
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Old 05-10-2007, 11:57 AM   #17
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I considered using a number like two hundred but figured sixteen was sufficient to convey the intended sarcasm.

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I have never been the victim of a home invasion
I do own several guns
I do not send my wife to the door if I suspect it is a home invader
I have a twelve inch penis
I thought that was why you are called Joe POLE
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Old 05-10-2007, 03:38 PM   #18
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I think it safe to say Joepole isn't in a shady neighborhood, hangin' with thugs, nor does he have a meth lab in the tub. That's why he is not getting invaded.

Good move on the wife answering the door, she screams and you have a few seconds of escape!
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Old 05-10-2007, 04:06 PM   #19
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I can also hurl the babies at the intruder to distract him, making my getaway even easier.
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Old 05-10-2007, 04:49 PM   #20
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I can also hurl the babies at the intruder to distract him, making my getaway even easier.
Joking Joe he was the one afraid to cut the cake so with all your post you have lost credibility as to when you are joking and when you are trying to tell the truth. Kind of makes you hard to take serious.
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Old 05-10-2007, 04:53 PM   #21
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Hey Joepole do you have a problem with that in your neighborhood ? You are close to the hood.
If you saw where i lived you would be in shock that we have any crime. WE HAVE CRIME! One family about a month ago, sad as it may be, the man was home alone with 2 large dogs (can't recall what they were) and a gun in the house. The baby he had at home was 18 months (keep in mind this is one block from my home i'll post where i live after this. This guy heard noise downstairs and went down no gun no dogs baby gate at the top of the stairs, he was attacked by 2 people wearing masks he thought it was his wife that came home since there was lights on downstairs. What these guys did i'm sure it was guys, they cut the screen since our electric bills are out of the roof here lots keep their windows open NO I DO NOT! I also have a loaded gun i carry around w/ me since i am home 24/7 mostly all day alone. Anywho, the guy was attacked, cut in the face with a knife and beaten with a flash light from these 2 guys and the dogs and gun did him no good.
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Old 05-10-2007, 05:17 PM   #22
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THis is what the place looks like here. IT's really nice and yes we have the HOA thingy you know 425.00 every 3 months i hear thats cheap here and i dread it so you would think we have a nice area but we live near an area, 10 miles or so from them? And well we get the issues of the rift raft
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Old 05-10-2007, 05:17 PM   #23
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If you saw where i lived you would be in shock that we have any crime. WE HAVE CRIME! One family about a month ago, sad as it may be, the man was home alone with 2 large dogs (can't recall what they were) and a gun in the house. The baby he had at home was 18 months (keep in mind this is one block from my home i'll post where i live after this. This guy heard noise downstairs and went down no gun no dogs baby gate at the top of the stairs, he was attacked by 2 people wearing masks he thought it was his wife that came home since there was lights on downstairs. What these guys did i'm sure it was guys, they cut the screen since our electric bills are out of the roof here lots keep their windows open NO I DO NOT! I also have a loaded gun i carry around w/ me since i am home 24/7 mostly all day alone. Anywho, the guy was attacked, cut in the face with a knife and beaten with a flash light from these 2 guys and the dogs and gun did him no good.
I have always thought if I pick up that gun be ready to use it. Now the dogs they can bark and maybe bite some but that gun barks too and it bites hard to bad the guy did not have it in his hand. These speed freaks have no fear so any house is a good one for them. I am glad you have a gun Scarlett and I know you know how to use.
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Old 05-10-2007, 05:19 PM   #24
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Very nice home Scarlett Have you set a date for the marriage ? Keep us posted
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marriage is waiting at the moment thanks Isaac i love my home i wish LA would build homes like this. My entire home is of steel, stucko and cement no wood period except my staircase I think?
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marriage is waiting at the moment thanks Isaac i love my home i wish LA would build homes like this. My entire home is of steel, stucko and cement no wood period except my staircase I think?
I really dig your palm trees!
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I really dig your palm trees!
Thanks I have the "ugly" ones actually there are so many here we have i dont know 1/2 the names
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I have a twelve inch penis

Really? Well theres a certain mullethead that lives in Nachitoches that would love to meet ya!
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Really? Well theres a certain mullethead that lives in Nachitoches that would love to meet ya!
Well usually people that "brag" on size are usually smaller than even 1/2 that size
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What night did you have this dream?
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