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Old 10-29-2007, 07:21 PM   #1
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Top 5 Unsexiest Women

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5. Britney Spears
Why She´s Unsexy: Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.

4. Madonna
Why She´s Unsexy: After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton-like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.

3. Sandra Oh
Why She´s Unsexy: The only thing worse than a show about doctors is a show about sappy chick doctors we´re forced to watch or else our girlfriends won´t have sex with us. We´re holding Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure, personally responsible.

2. Amy Winehouse
Why She´s Unsexy: When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, Now there´s a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, “Nooo, nooo, nooo!”

1. Sarah Jessica Parker
Why She´s Unsexy: How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with “sex” in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth.
I don't care for any of these.
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Old 10-29-2007, 08:13 PM   #2
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You forgot the main one!
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Old 10-29-2007, 10:09 PM   #3
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You know who else I would add to this list? Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton I just don't get it!!??
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Old 10-30-2007, 10:03 AM   #4
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You know who else I would add to this list? Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton I just don't get it!!??
Okay now Pam in her day was okay, before I really knew, I mean really knew exactly who and what had been there.

Edit: just looked on IMDB Pam Anderson on baywatch in '92-'97.
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