SBLive handles Blank-O with kidgloves

[joepole]

You're poorly served by your penchant for semantics, as it is usually your undoin in these debates.

Hahaha, my undoin'. I must have forgotten about all those times you've schooled me.

By your logic, the Rosenbergs should never have been executed, since we were not at war with the Soviet Union.

No, that doesn't follow "my logic" at all. "My logic" says that treason is a specific crime with specific circumstances outlined in the constitution. The Rosenbergs clearly met that standard, as selling nuclear secrets to the Russkies was clearly "adhering to [our] Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort."

You may not have invented "political correctness", but it sure as hell seems to be your guidin philosophy.

Do you even know what "political correctness" means? I'm probably the least politically correct person here.

Clearly, an excellent case can be made that it's definition of treason can and should be applied to such heinous crimes against the Republic as violations of the Bill Of Rights

Clear as mud and as excellent as a nude photo of Hilary Clinton. Do you believe George W. Bush should be executed for treason? He was found by the highest court in the nation to have "violated the Bill of Rights." Clinton, too. And Bush Sr. And Reagan. And Carter, etc. Plus those judges that wouldn't take down their 10 commandments and all the state legislatures that passed laws banning abortion before Roe v. Wade and anyone that ever worked in a segregated public school.

Damn, we're going to have to come up with some more efficient execution methods if we're going to rub out the hundreds of thousands of people that commit the heinous act of "violating the Bill of Rights" every year.

No offense, but if I have to choose between Thomas Jefferson's standard for "treason" and yours, I'm going to go with Tom and the gang.

[joepole]

barring some sort of nuclear holocaust that wipes out everybody but him, Ron Paul will never be President of the United States. He's even less electable than Obama. He's the Howard Dean of the right.

It's too bad, because he'd probably be better at it than whoever is going to win, but the man has absolutely no chance of winning.

[Al Swearengen]

Originally Posted by joepole

It's too bad, because he'd probably be better at it than whoever is going to win, but the man has absolutely no chance of winning.

Does that mean Dr. Paul can count on your vote? Cuz if ya aint part of the solution, you're part of the problem. Hell, no offense, but you're somethin of a problem anyway, regardless of how ya cast your vote. But you can redeem yourself...somewhat...by votin for Dr. Paul...if you're of a mind...and if not, well then ya just go right on ahead and be the nit-pickin, obtuse badboy we all know & love.

Oh, and just so ya know, I think its great that you've so successfully emulated Moe Howard's hairstyle and mannerisms...right down to that laconic, dour, vaguely dissatisfied demeanor he was so famous for. I mean, we all need role models, and imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right?

[joepole]

Where exactly did you see my haircut? I have "typical white boy," not anything like a Moe. Maybe if I was Chinese.

Hahaha, I'll let your "coup de grace" stand on its own as an example of you schooling me. That thread was the EXACT one I was thinking of earlier. I can just imagine you sitting back in your chair and smiling "Man, I really took him apart with those irrefutable points and superior logic." You can't even understand when you've completely lost an argument even when you have to resort to such obvious BS as "the potential reward makes the small losses worth it." It's kind of like a Special Olympics contestant grinning over his "participation" medal. "I won! I won!"

There was a great "This American Life" a few months ago about a guy that used to buy annuity payouts from lottery winners before most lotteries offered lump sums. He said almost every single one of them he came across was so irresponsible with money that they were dead broke within a few years of winning. Kind of shoots a few holes in the "Lottery players are a financially savvy bunch" theory, doesn't it? Have you ever actually been in a convenience store on a Saturday or Wednesday night? Take a look at the folks standing in line for the Powerball machine and tell me they look like folks that know how to responsibly handle money. If you play the lottery for anything more than entertainment you are a fool, your off-topic and nonsensical arguments notwithstanding.

[Morpheus]

I hope I never piss either of you two off!

[Al Swearengen]

Originally Posted by joepole

Where exactly did you see my haircut? I have "typical white boy," not anything like a Moe. Maybe if I was Chinese.

Hahaha, I'll let your "coup de grace" stand on its own as an example of you schooling me. That thread was the EXACT one I was thinking of earlier. I can just imagine you sitting back in your chair and smiling "Man, I really took him apart with those irrefutable points and superior logic." You can't even understand when you've completely lost an argument even when you have to resort to such obvious BS as "the potential reward makes the small losses worth it." It's kind of like a Special Olympics contestant grinning over his "participation" medal. "I won! I won!"

There was a great "This American Life" a few months ago about a guy that used to buy annuity payouts from lottery winners before most lotteries offered lump sums. He said almost every single one of them he came across was so irresponsible with money that they were dead broke within a few years of winning. Kind of shoots a few holes in the "Lottery players are a financially savvy bunch" theory, doesn't it? Have you ever actually been in a convenience store on a Saturday or Wednesday night? Take a look at the folks standing in line for the Powerball machine and tell me they look like folks that know how to responsibly handle money. If you play the lottery for anything more than entertainment you are a fool, your off-topic and nonsensical arguments notwithstanding.

Ya know, if Moe Howard were alive today, the media and tabloid rags would likely shorten his name to some fast, easy moniker ala "J-Lo"...they'd dub him "Mo-Ho". So is it any coincidence that, not only are ya a dead ringer for him physically and you've cultivated that same trademark discontent, but ya chose "JoePole" as your screen name, which can be shortened to "Jo-Po"? Coincidence? I think not. Now some folks might say that ya "ripped off" Moe's style...some might say you're just playin the hand ya were dealt...but I say it's more of a homage or tribute to your idol. And thats just super. After all, he was arguably the smartest stooge.


Ya still dont get it. Your arrogance would be tragic if I had to live or work with ya, but since I dont it's just hilarious. There ya were, the guy that actually won one of those much-coveted SBLive I-Pods...yeah, you, the guy who's own mother cleaned up on a gamble, the guy who thinks the lottery is a tax on people with poor math skills. You're the guy who's smarter than the other 200,000,000 people in the country? I'm sure all those folks standin in line at the convenience store to play the lottery would be as awed by your brilliance as I am. Lemme ask ya somethin, Corky...where in the HELL did ya find someone willin to pro-create with ya, CBARC? Not that I feel all that sorry for your wife, but it just wasnt fair to your kids. Somebody should'a made sure ya didnt piss in the gene pool.

[joepole]

>You're the guy who's smarter than the other 200,000,000 people in the country?

We have what, about 300M people in this country? The fact that I am able to own and operate a computer enough to post on this message board puts me in at least the 80th percentile. Standardized tests from back in school, ACT/SAT scores, and just about every other metric you can come up with say 99th, so yes, I would wager that I am smarter than way more than at least 200M people in this country. The median IQ in this country is about 100. have you ever interacted with someone with an IQ of 100? Odds are if you did he was in prison.

How hard is it to be smarter than most of a population that made "American Idol" a #1 show?

>Corky...where in the HELL did ya find someone willin to pro-create with ya, CBARC?

She was an undergrad at Centenary.

[joepole]

>not only are ya a dead ringer for him physically

I wasn't aware that there were any pictures of me here. I'm pretty sure I don't look like a black-haired Jewish man.

[LateNight]

Originally Posted by joepole

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How hard is it to be smarter than most of a population that made "American Idol" a #1 show?

Joe, sometimes I agree with you, sometimes I don't. But I find it hard to argue that bit of logic.. LOL

[Al Swearengen]

Originally Posted by joepole

We have what, about 300M people in this country? The fact that I am able to own and operate a computer enough to post on this message board puts me in at least the 80th percentile. Standardized tests from back in school, ACT/SAT scores, and just about every other metric you can come up with say 99th, so yes, I would wager that I am smarter than way more than at least 200M people in this country. The median IQ in this country is about 100. have you ever interacted with someone with an IQ of 100? Odds are if you did he was in prison.

That's the second time you've cited ownin and operatin a computer as proof of your superior intellect. Think I'll just let that stand on it's own.

Have I ever interacted with someone with an I.Q. of 100? Yeah, I think I'm interactin with one right now.

The hubris of some people.

[Al Swearengen]

Originally Posted by joepole

Hahaha, my undoin'. I must have forgotten about all those times you've schooled me.

Nah, ya didnt forget, ya just have a selective memory. But ya did pique my curiosity...how many times have I "schooled" ya, I wondered. Well, I decided to check. Just so happens I've "schooled" ya on a couple of notable occassions, but I stopped lookin when I found this one...http://www.shreveport.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1003 the "Lottery winner and bankrupt" thread of March of this year. Ring any bells? Not that I expect an admission that I got the best of ya, dont need it...its as plain as that Moe Howard haircut of your's that ya lost that pissin contest! Although to be fair, ya never really stood a chance...ya walked right into it. Basically, your head took a giant steamin braindump on that thread, and ya got your nose rubbed in it. Remember? No? Well, go ahead and check it out...just be prepared for the flashbacks of you squirmin in the "grip o' reason". Yeah, ya took quite the beatin on that one, yes sir...quite the beatin! I mean, damn Moe, you've been wrong before, but you've never in your entire life been as wrong as ya were on that thread! Ya probably took your humiliation out on your dog after that resoundin defeat!