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07-10-2007, 03:25 PM | #1 | |
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The real reason why chickens cross the road
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O.k. I'll play, why on earth was this addressed to me ?
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So why did the chicken cross the road...... Bob Dylan's Answer: How many roads must a chicken then cross, before you call him a rooster? Morpheus's Answer: Neo, there is no chicken. Foghorn Leghorn's Answer: That chick, ah say, that chicken crossed the road on account of I was after her tail feathers. Jack Nicholson's Answer: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason. |
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The article said they have a inbuilt compass.
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The PC answer is this:
The chicken is a brave bird, proud and strong. It is too dangerous for anyone to cross the road. We must issue a tax bond to build a walkway for chickens to walk over the road, so they do not have to cross it. |
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Good one rhertz!
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