Pizza Box Wanted Posters!

sbl_admin · 03-26-2007, 07:43 AM

Customers at some suburban pizza parlors are getting something extra with their pepperoni and mushrooms -- wanted posters for parents accused of failing to pay child support.

AnimeSpirit · 03-26-2007, 09:35 AM

Interesting idea, to say the least. My sister's ex husband is one such parent who doesn't pay child support and this appears to be a growing problem in America.

It probably wouldn't be quite as bad if divorce rate wasn't so high and people weren't so impatient with their intimacy. People just need to slow down, get a good feel for each other, then wed when it feels right. In the old days, courtship lasted months or more, engagement lasted years, marriage came later, children came much later. I don't know how many times I've seen women of 18-20 years of age in recent years who are already married, some already pregnant. It's CRAZY!

Texasbelle · 03-26-2007, 02:22 PM

Can we add my exhusband to a box? Or how about a roll of toilet paper? That actually seems like more of an appropriate place to put their pictures. But in my case, his logic is you are married to a _____ so why should I have to pay child support? UMMMMMMM BECAUSE THEIR YOUR KIDS, STUPID!!!!

Neo · 03-26-2007, 02:43 PM

Here is a novel idea. How about the judges and police officers do their job and stop looking for a scape goat.....

Isaac-Saxxon · 03-26-2007, 02:43 PM

[quote=Texasbelle]Can we add my exhusband to a box? Or how about a roll of toilet paper? That actually seems like more of an appropriate place to put their pictures. But in my case, his logic is you are married to a _____ so why should I have to pay child support? UMMMMMMM BECAUSE THEIR YOUR KIDS, STUPID!!!![/QUOTE
He has the money and you got the honey ? Who is your daddy ?

rhertz · 03-26-2007, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Texasbelle

Can we add my exhusband to a box? Or how about a roll of toilet paper?

LMAO, too funny. Now that you mention it, I bet that would make a nice online business. TP with the one you love to hate printed on it. I wonder how much people would pay to wipe their arse with their ex! Texasbelle, would I owe you any royalties?

Texasbelle · 03-26-2007, 03:52 PM

Hey Rhertz how about this? We'll just start the business! I never thought of it till I said it and you gave it a second vote. It's a great idea!!!! And wouldn't it be a great way to end a phone call,

"Oh and by the way I wipe my a## everyday with t.p. with your picture on it!"

rhertz · 03-26-2007, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Texasbelle

Hey Rhertz how about this? We'll just start the business! I never thought of it till I said it and you gave it a second vote. It's a great idea!!!! And wouldn't it be a great way to end a phone call,

"Oh and by the way I wipe my a## everyday with t.p. with your picture on it!"

LOL, Deal!

All we need is to find a print shop that will print on toilet paper! LOL, somehow that might not be as easy as it sounds! But it can be done. I remember back in the 70's seeing some TP printed like $100 bills. Although our product would cost more since it would be one of a kind custom work for each client.

joepole · 03-26-2007, 04:58 PM

>In the old days, courtship lasted months or more, engagement lasted years, marriage came later, children came much later

That is almost entirely untrue unless by "the old days" you mean some civilization thousands of years ago that I can't think of.

The median age for a first marriage in this country is (for women/men) 26/28. 100 years ago it was 20/24. Median age for a first child is 26 today. 100 years ago it was 20.

The problem is the dumbest quartile of our population is trending downward in age and upward in number while the smartest quartile is trending upwards in age and downwards in number (they're actually below replacement level in this country). That means more and more dumb babies that grow up to be dumb adults.

Al Swearengen · 03-26-2007, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhertz

LOL, Deal!

All we need is to find a print shop that will print on toilet paper! LOL, somehow that might not be as easy as it sounds! But it can be done. I remember back in the 70's seeing some TP printed like $100 bills. Although our product would cost more since it would be one of a kind custom work for each client.

Yup, there were the money rolls, but I seem to recall some "Saddam Hussein" TP as well!

03-26-2007, 07:43 AM	#1
sbl_admin Administrator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 1,965 Rep Power: 260	Pizza Box Wanted Posters! Customers at some suburban pizza parlors are getting something extra with their pepperoni and mushrooms -- wanted posters for parents accused of failing to pay child support.

03-26-2007, 02:43 PM	#5
Isaac-Saxxon SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,421 Rep Power: 317	his logic is you are married to a _____ [quote=Texasbelle]Can we add my exhusband to a box? Or how about a roll of toilet paper? That actually seems like more of an appropriate place to put their pictures. But in my case, his logic is you are married to a _____ so why should I have to pay child support? UMMMMMMM BECAUSE THEIR YOUR KIDS, STUPID!!!![/QUOTE He has the money and you got the honey ? Who is your daddy ?

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

03-26-2007, 09:35 AM	#2
AnimeSpirit SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nowhere Age: 41 Posts: 1,659 Rep Power: 261	Interesting idea, to say the least. My sister's ex husband is one such parent who doesn't pay child support and this appears to be a growing problem in America. It probably wouldn't be quite as bad if divorce rate wasn't so high and people weren't so impatient with their intimacy. People just need to slow down, get a good feel for each other, then wed when it feels right. In the old days, courtship lasted months or more, engagement lasted years, marriage came later, children came much later. I don't know how many times I've seen women of 18-20 years of age in recent years who are already married, some already pregnant. It's CRAZY!

03-26-2007, 02:22 PM	#3
Texasbelle SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the woods Posts: 1,819 Rep Power: 265	Can we add my exhusband to a box? Or how about a roll of toilet paper? That actually seems like more of an appropriate place to put their pictures. But in my case, his logic is you are married to a _____ so why should I have to pay child support? UMMMMMMM BECAUSE THEIR YOUR KIDS, STUPID!!!!

03-26-2007, 02:43 PM	#4
Neo Advanced Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 261 Rep Power: 228	Here is a novel idea. How about the judges and police officers do their job and stop looking for a scape goat.....

03-26-2007, 03:52 PM	#7
Texasbelle SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the woods Posts: 1,819 Rep Power: 265	Hey Rhertz how about this? We'll just start the business! I never thought of it till I said it and you gave it a second vote. It's a great idea!!!! And wouldn't it be a great way to end a phone call, "Oh and by the way I wipe my a## everyday with t.p. with your picture on it!"

03-26-2007, 04:58 PM	#9
joepole SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,606 Rep Power: 258	>In the old days, courtship lasted months or more, engagement lasted years, marriage came later, children came much later That is almost entirely untrue unless by "the old days" you mean some civilization thousands of years ago that I can't think of. The median age for a first marriage in this country is (for women/men) 26/28. 100 years ago it was 20/24. Median age for a first child is 26 today. 100 years ago it was 20. The problem is the dumbest quartile of our population is trending downward in age and upward in number while the smartest quartile is trending upwards in age and downwards in number (they're actually below replacement level in this country). That means more and more dumb babies that grow up to be dumb adults.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)