Man Found Half Naked With Inflatable Doll in Iowa Public Restroom

[piemaker720]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,305502,00.html

A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly found him in an office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down.
The criminal complaint against McCullough says he was discovered in the public restroom by an agent for the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency, which is one of the federal agencies that rents space in the Hach office building.
McCullough's criminal record includes a 2004 conviction for burglarizing Just For Me bridal boutique. Shortly after the burglary, police officers found McCullough in a nearby alley, carrying a mannequin wearing a bridal dress.

What a goof ball, he could have went home or rented a motel room. I wonder if he walk around carrying this doll? And to have an agent for the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency find him that's funny.

[joepole]

It's against the law to have sex with a doll in a bathroom?

[AnimeSpirit]

Originally Posted by joepole

It's against the law to have sex with a doll in a bathroom?

In a public restroom, yes, it is.

[joepole]

Weird. I wonder why?

That's kind of stupid, sex with a doll is less gross than what people are supposed to be doing in there.

[piemaker720]

Originally Posted by joepole

Weird. I wonder why?

That's kind of stupid, sex with a doll is less gross than what people are supposed to be doing in there.

If he wants to do those things, do it in private, not in a public restroom.

[joepole]

A stall isn't public restroom isn't private? It's against the law to record someone in there so it meets the "expectation of privacy" standard.

If you can poop there you should be able to do anything else that requires privacy. Again, screwing a doll is less gross than taking a dump.

[Morpheus]

Originally Posted by joepole

It's against the law to have sex with a doll in a bathroom?

I think it's illegal to have sex in a public bathroom period, regardless of the party or parties involved.

[joepole]

1. That shouldn't be illegal, either.

2. Sex with a doll isn't sex, it's masturbation. Why in the world would that be illegal in a public bathroom? You can hold your wang out but you can't shake it?

[Morpheus]

Originally Posted by joepole

1. That shouldn't be illegal, either.

2. Sex with a doll isn't sex, it's masturbation. Why in the world would that be illegal in a public bathroom? You can hold your wang out but you can't shake it?

Not next to me. Not more than three times, anyway. Isn't that the rule? Honestly Joe, we can't have the populace masturbating in public whenever the mood strikes them. There'd be anarchy!