I've never had any kind of ticket or accident. I've got a perfect driving record. :D And I just BET that very few (if any) of you have driven a vehicle as HUGE as the one I drove in the military. ;)

There was these two times I was pulled over, I believe they were both for expired inspection stickers.. Both times, my wife was in the passenger seat, and at the time, my two boys were very little, and sitting in the back seat.

By the time I pulled over, and the cop got up to my window, the wife was basically "letting me have it" and the kids were getting a bit excited in the backseat.. Both times, the cop looked at me.. looked past me to my wife, looked in the back seat at the boys, then looked back at me...... and told me to "drive safely" LOL

And then there was this "Other" time.. I won't get into the specifics LOL but there I was, Cop on horseback on one side of me, cop on a bicycle on the other side of me.. they were getting ready to "write me up" a ticket.. when my wife.. at the time about 9 months pregnant with our first boy.. steps out of the car and she started to let me have it :) Cops told me to go home, and "drive carefully"

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I don't know man.. I drove a '75 Chrysler NEWPORT.. that's pretty damn big LOL

You know LN those cops probably thought you were getting a punishment far worst than a ticket could do. But I would like to know did she teach you anything.

LOL yup, those first two times, the cop looked at me, and obviously just felt sorry for me :)

That last time.. they were probably afraid she was fixing to go into labor :)

Did I "learn" anything ? yeah, the wife is great at getting me out of tickets :peace:

LN, If she taught that much there is hope for you. Tell her well done.

Ha! That's a Hot Wheel compared to this!

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There she is, the USS Spruance (DD-963). I was her sole master helmsman throughout Med Cruise 2002. I stood more hours behind her wheel than any other watch throughout my 6-month cruise. Now THAT is one big vehicle.

I also served on a carrier, but I didn't get certified to pilot that thing. Didn't want to either.

Yeah, but a woman could parallel park that baby in a second!:p

I did it in the fog. I also drove this bad boy through the draw bridge at Yorktown. That's a very thin passage with not more than 40 yards on both sides of the ship to work with.

There was one really foggy evening when the ship was pulling in, visibility was so low, we couldn't see the bullnose of the ship from the bridge window. They wouldn't let us pull in with visibility so bad, so my mother (who normally watches the ship come in) went home. Despite visibility, we pull her in anyway and I was at the wheel.

VERY impressive Anime!! Did you wear one of those handsome sailor suits as well? You must have been very young too when you sailed this, no?:clap:

Anime you are out of the closet. :clap: Very nice.:flag: :flag: :flag: Hats off to you Sir :clap: :clap:

Actually, I did. This was my boot camp photo taken 7 years ago. I was 17-years-old at the time.

Two things here Anime. You clean up real nice and I like your photo :clap: and why in the heck don't you VOTE ? :flag: :flag:

Yea I know he was no sailor but I have a large print framed of him over my desk for the last 23 years and he would be good for America :clap: :clap:
I hope the thread police don't find me :eek: Oh yea Fla Deputy should have his day in court and then make the call ;)

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Nice photo Anime...now if you only would register to vote and are still cleaned up that nice.........

we could get you a date!!!!!!!!!

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:clap: :clap: Here here Anime...very handsome photo!!! Better go register NOW!!!:flirt:

I might go on Tuesday between classes.

Dude you better go register. Apparently the really hot chicks aren't so liberal/democratic after all. They are patriotic conservatives if you ask me. Who woulda guessed that? But look at Ann Coulter? not bad. :) Anyway, I would go with it. Dang I wish I was young again. And why didn't I join the military? Oh yeah President Carter... nevermind.