for tomorrow.. we will be hung over :laugh: :laugh:

So little time and so much to Bi-otch about :laugh:

More biotches....people smoking on the beach, waiting 2 hours for a table at a restaurant, annoying and loud and mooching relatives living under one roof for a week, sleeping alone and not in my bed for a week! I'm glad to be home!!! Yes!... good ole LA looks better every time I return! :clap: :clap:

WELCOME BACK Pokie:clap: :clap: Glad you are back

I guess that's why they call it "home sweet home". Welcome back. However if I was on the beach, I'd be catching crab :D and not worrying about smokers.. waiting for a table doesn't suck as bad when waiting at the bar. relatives, yeah ok, good point. Last I have one of those tempurpedic toppers and no bed is as good as my own. Pillows are very important too! At least you got a new tan right?

A few more things that make my skin crawl

1. The boss calls on a saturday morning, 10am, and the plans or the day/night get totally cancelled (not my boss, HIS!)

2. People leaving a call phone on during a movie I paid 9.00 to go see and then taking the call and talking during the movie.

3. A person always asking for your opinion and advice but never takes it.

4. Refer back to #1 (it's happening as i type this message)

There are quite a bit more i'm just having #1 happen at the moment and I'm not happy.

Bi-otch #99 morons that like to argue for the sake of arguing. It would seem there are some very lonesome people on the net. I for one like my wife and my children and my life and love to post to fun stuff. Thank you SBLive for bringing that to the attention of your members. :clap:

Arguing for the sake of arguing is great. It's a good way to learn things.

Now joepole I am not surprised at that post one bit. You do it in a constructive way most of the time and I really do not mind that so much. I guess we all have to vent in our own way.

What part of that was a good time? Welcome back!!!!

It would sound like getting back home to her own bed would be the best part :arrow: Glad to see you back on the board Pokie and hope to see Kramer too very soon. Tbelle it is past your bed time ;)

Now Isaac, what makes you think it's past MY bedtime? You are the one usually in bed before the sun goes down.

Ain't going down till the sun comes up :laugh: you are right I am a child of the day and like it that way. You need to get some sleep so you can get up early for church and then home for some fried chicken wings. I mean bye bye wings :laugh: Do you sing in the choir ?:rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol: :glomp:

Guess I should clarify...the trip was awesome! I didn't mean to biotch too much but had just gotten out of an 8 hour car ride with my daughter driving!
The weather, sand, and sun were perfect. Not too hot just right and breezy! I had my own room and bathroom and balcony! My complexion does favor my 12th great grandmother's (Pocahontas's) a bit more now! Thanks for the warm welcome home guys!:cool:

Bi-otch #101 having a party for dead beat relatives and getting no thanks for all the cooking and work getting the house ready.

AMEN!

Bi-otch #102: Having deadbeat relatives bi-otch about the type of car you drive!

Bi-otch #103: Having deadbeat relatives leave all sorts of empty cans all around your nicely manicured yard completely ignoring the trash cans all around.

Bi-otch #104: Walking into your bedroom and discovering some deadbeat relative had been in your jewelry cabinet.

How about when deadbeat relatives sit on the porch while you do all the cooking.
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Bi-otch #10whatever: Having deadbeat relatives sit around and watch you get all the food ready. It was catered but still had to be set out, put away, things cleaned up, etc.

Mine usually watch me cook and they visit then we eat and they leave. I'm still waiting for a visit.:piethrow: :piethrow:

50 people Piemaker, two offers to help clean up, AFTER I was almost finished!
But it's ok, really it is. If they had a good time, then that is what truly matters to me. It made my husband feel very good to host his family in his home for a day of visiting.

:bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: I am so sorry to hear that. I would say never have them back over again.

We normally have ours at my mother's because its centrally located. I go down 2 days ahead and start cooking. The day before I do deserts then whatever we have. My sisters bring food for me to cook.
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Well Piemaker, I'd get you to cook as well. I hear you are a very good cook! We had home made VANILLA ice cream today. It was darn good!

Bi-otch 10whatever: Relatives who you thought left on Saturday come back on Sunday for breakfast and end up staying all day!

Thanks I guess. I'm glad you enjoyed the ice cream. So the vanilla worked out good. If I go back I'll let you know.

Another Bi-otch (I've lost count...is anybody keeping up with these?)

People who take their pets out to the country and "dump" them off.

Thanks to another idiot we now have a new dog!

Hey Tbelle I just noticed that you are now an SB Live Veteran! Congrats!:clap:
Who in the world would drop off an innocent animal in the country and not find it a caring home? I do NOT understand that kind of mentality one bit!
Kudos to you for taking the poor creature in!:clap:

We didn't get much choice on taking it in or finding it another home. At 11:30 last night I heard little Belle go down the stairs, sneak out the kitchen door, and go outside to check on her. This morning he woke up at the crack of dawn and we found him outside again with her. She was licking him and playing with him and you could easily see that someone had fallen in love with this dog. Daddy Belle had helped him pick out a name before his siblings could arise.

She's such a sweet dog. I can't imagine someone would have done this to her. We also have a Siberian Husky that was dumped at a shelter and he is very sweet as well. I am with you, I just don't understand these people who can do this.

I admire you folks who manage to take in stray animals when they can..
Me personally.. on one hand, I would like to do that, I have plenty of room out here.. but I'm a One-dog man.. At different times I've had two, loved them both, but in the end.. I prefer it just be one-dog house.. for several reasons.. . but anyways.. I DO have a soft spot for Malamutes and Huskies.. if I ever saw one stranded, I would just have to take it in..

:peace:

Careful what you say Latenight! We have both a Malamute and a Husky out here now and if one should ever need a home, you are first on the list. They are both dogs we have rescued and I can't fathom why someone abandoned either dog. They are both great dogs! Oh well, their loss is our gain.

Latest Bi-otch
When you make an appointment with someone and you're left sitting in waiting area long passed your appointment. I had an appointment today for 10:00, at 10:30 I'm still waiting. You go to the doctor for a 9:00 appointment at 10:00 you're still waiting to get in the back and once you get in the back you wait some more. What is the purpose of appointments, the people act as if their time is more important than yours and you are paying them. What if I made appointments with people to come to my house and I had them to wait in the living room for a hour or two while I cleaned before dealing with them.
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Last biotch's...

- Bartenders who can't make a "proper" martini.
- Bartenders who use "margarita mix" instead of fresh juices.
- Leaving my home to go out drinkin'

Ok, let me defend the doctors here. The problem with the whole appointment thing is this. Most doctors try and schedule their patient's in certain time increments. A lot do this based on the particular issue you are coming in for or base it on whether you are an established patient, etc. So imagine this, Patient Ava tells the receptionist when she schedules her appointment that she is just coming in for a ear ache. However when she gets in the room with the doctor (who thinks this will be short and his recept. scheduled 15 minutes or so) Patient Ava tells doctor I have an ear ache, indigestion, diarrhea, my toe hurts, and a whole list comes spewing out. By the time he finishes with her, he is running 15-20 minutes behind. This is how a doctor ends up leaving you waiting. It's not something he did or his staff, it's typically some patient in front of you. There is no way to accurately predict that a doctor can and will get to you in a timely fashion. I do know a whole lot of doctors and know that most try to get to you as quickly as possible. They don't like to leave people waiting. There are exceptions to this but not many. If you are seeing a surgeon or the such, there schedules are the most unpredictable. You must be patient with them and know that you will likely wait particularly if you are seeing them on the same day that they've done surgery.

I hope this helps you be a little patient with the docs. They really do try hard to do a good job for you.

That is good but I was using them as an example. I did not see a doctor this morning. But i have run into this with a number of fields { ex: doctors, lawyers, hair appointments] I went to a lawyer one day with a 10:00 appointment, at 10:15 the secretary said let me see if he is ready for you. Then i wait another 30 minutes. I just saying if you can't keep the appointment don't make them. I'd lot rather someone tell sit down I'll try to work you in than to keep me sitting. Like I've said I've seen this in a number of different professions.

From the Far Side...
 

Our yard man! He is psycho! Have y'all seen Caddy Shack? He IS Bill Murray!
He had been mowing a little while and then I notice that the mower has stopped. I don't hear anything for a long while. He is standing in the middle of our backyard with shovel in hand staring at the ground. He marches around in circles staring and stomping over and over. (It really is quite humorous) but still I need him to get the yard completed so I can go on about my business etc. Anyway he says he is hunting for moles and gophers! He thoroughly is obsessed! He also has a knack for showing up at the worst possible times.
It used to be during mine and Mr. Pokie's wine time on the back porch. Lately it's been when I'm in my tub. I have to remember to close the blinds! One day I looked up and here he came around the backyard and I'm in the tub!:eek:
Guess that's enough bi-otching for now!

Oh man, that's bad but it is also halarios. I can just picture a Bill Murray in the yard. :laugh: :laugh:

That is perfect LateNight!:clap: I came home another time and Bill oh I mean Yard Man was lying face down in my front yard not unlike this photo! Neighbors were calling asking me if I knew their was a man lying face down in my front yard! On another occasion he had his wife babysit in a lawn chair just staring at the ground for an hour or so hoping to catch a glimpse of that rascal!The stories go on and on!:laugh:

That was a good one LN. Polkie I hope he is good at his job, if not I'd watch out for him. But he does sound halarious.

We live in a land where we can Bi-otch as much as we would like and it is all because of many brave soldiers that have shed blood for that right :clap:
Please continue your Bi-otching it is your right as a American :clap:
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Now let us here what ELVIS thinks about this matter ;)
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