No I don't believe and agree with alot of my family members about alot of things but I don't feel they are scum! Most people feel scum is a derogatory statement. I guess your family doesn't know that you consider them scum.
Of course maybe they do and enjoy like company!!?

Try to be honest for a second.....how many of your uncles have you spoken to today? How many of your aunts did you have lunch with yesterday? How many of your cousins are coming for a sleep over this evening?

While I will congratulate you on what you tried to do, as you can see, it wasn't very well thought out......next.

Here you go! I made this during my lunch break earlier today. Admin apparently added it while I was in class. Rep+ if you like! :p

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Answers only please!
 

We just had a 50 member family reunion this past Sat. So for now I'm caught up with all my relatives thanks for asking though. Once again I will attempt to get an answer and NOT a question from you. Do your Christian family members know that you think they are all scum? Just a one word reply will do...Check Yes or NO.

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How totally awesome Anime! You are my hero!;) ;) ;)

Pokie

So ya "readily admit to being quite arrogant" eh? NAH...YA DONT SAY! The "confirmed catholic athiest" readily admits to bein an arrogant, obnoxious butthead? Now theres a shocker! Who didnt see THAT comin? But tell us, WHERE exactly does this arrogance come from? In my experience, people who are arrogant only THINK theyre somethin special...but maybe youre the exception to the rule, so why dont ya enlighten us as to what makes you exceptional?

Oh, I dont think theres much danger of THAT happenin...has anyone here offered their friendship to ya?

Whereas the rest of us DONT? When ya said you were arrogant ya werent kiddin, were ya asswipe?

I suspect it wont be long before science proves the "Theory of Intelligent Design" to be FACT. And where will that leave YOU, chump? Suddenly, science wont be your crutch anymore, the music'll stop playin, and you'll be standin there without a place to park your fat ass. But that'll probably be when ya trot out that "Im a confirmed catholic" horse****, and claim you were a believer all along, right? Pathetic!

Oh Al .....I have laughed so hard I've cried!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflol: :rotflol: I do believe this could not have been said any better. Hats off to you and I'd buy you a drink tonight if I could! So here's one to you!:beerchug:

Well that should be a calling sign that you need to start socializing with people who have something to be proud of.

I thought these people said you were smart or something?!?!?!?!

Actually I've had 2 dinner invitations directly from this forum.....or did you forget my hometown is a tourist mecca?

Not as smart as you'd like people to believe, huh?

No I wasn't kidding, and leading your life in fear of the consequences of doubting imaginary beings isn't "living" your life either. Of course I suppose simple people do find simple pleasures in simple activities.

As I stated on another topic. If religion proves that "god made it that way" then your god will not be an omnipotent being, he will be a tangible entity, and more than likely, nothing more than an alien life form who tricked you into believing he was something that he is not. AND I'll have proof because he will be able to replicate the experiment with like or similar results every time, the tools of science, ya know....

This concept has been addressed numerous times on Star Trek The Next Generation with the character known simply as Q.

Basically what I've been telling you all along, that religion is a hoax specifically designed to control the ignorant masses.

I win either way, Einstein. Any more brain busters?

Brain buster?

You sure your brain is not busted?

Nice thing for you about the internet, you can bluff about 2 dinner invites and nobody can confirm or deny.

I believe you if somone posts and confirms, maybe its Tbelle....

You're approval is neither requested nor required and your belief is irrelevant.

I guess my approval and my belief is kind of like your life, IRRELEVANT.
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Imagine a christian viewing a life as irrelevant.

You reckon that's the excuse those who came before you used to justify their actions....say in Salem, Mass. for instance?

NO, it seems some lives just can't be reached...You

I'm pretty sure you used the term irrelevent....hold on, let me check.

Yep, you sure did.....even capitalized it to be sure I didn't miss it!! I guess the Bible doesn't teach people to engage their brain BEFORE starting their mouth, huh?

Wow! I am impressed you are learning the bible in order to combat.... you should join the military special ed forces.. I am not a bible thumper like you would hope,, I just a brain thumper!

Let me tell you this about me extending a dinner invitation to Brain at this stage in his life....

#1 Hell would have to freeze over.
#2 Any questions, see #1.

Furthermore I wouldn't believe anybody getting on here under an assumed name that would say "Yep I want to go to dinner with Brain" He could get anybody even himself to do that just to prove you wrong. It would have to be a little more proof than that for me to believe it!

Originally posted by BrainSmashR Bein an arrogant azzhole is a source of pride for ya? That should be a callin sign that ya have poorly developed social skills. Maybe your folks had some trouble potty trainin ya, who knows. As for the invitation to socialize with ya, no thanks. I have friends outside of the internet.

Well its nice when someone OTHER THAN YOURSELF touts your intelligence, but I dont guess you've had THAT experience yet.

Really? Then ya wont mind postin their screen names, will ya? Im callin your bluff! Invitin YOU to dinner so they could see your "tourist mecca" of a hometown? Well it sure as hell wouldnt be for the pleasure of your stimulatin company! Besides, I wouldnt exactly call Nachitoches, La. a "tourist mecca", Paris or Rome it aint...guess we can add "delusions of grandeur" to your growin list of mental afflictions.

Again, if people think Im smart, its not because I ever said I was...another of the many differences between you and I.

"Fear of the consequences" is just ONE of the reasons that I'm a believer, and its among the least important of em. And youre confusin "simple" with "stupid", which would be confusin ME with YOU...a difficult feat under ANY circumstances.

I strongly doubt if the creation of the universe and everythin in it could be attributed to ANY "alien life form" in the classic sense...furthermore, I CANT BELIEVE you cited "Star Trek The Next Generation" as support for your argument. You lose, Einstein, on the strength of that alone!

What would be the point? You'd have to have a brain to bust, which you clearly do not.

Molon Labe! Sir Al you have once again spoken words of wisdom
 

Al we clearly are not dealing with someone that is it touch with reality. It could be genetic or environment or both. What ever the case a real looser. Thanks for your post they always are very good. This Anti Christian devil boy will reap what his sowing.
Isaac

Question:

what do you feel is going to happen to you, your soul, your light force, your energy, what ever you want to call it.. what do you feel will happen to it, when you die ?

I fully intend to always, always stay on Al's good side.:) :peace:

Well obviously different classes of people have different character traits. Apparently my friends and family have more to be proud of than you and yours.....and make no mistake about it. I have not invited you to "socialize" with me in any way, shape, or form. You can have all the pizza and beer to yourself:laugh:


Nope, I don't go to church, therefore I am stupid. Didn't you get to that chaper in the Bible yet?

I have no doubt it was for nothing more than an afternoon tour guide. As far as revealing identities, sacrifice is the way of the Christian. If they don't want to reveal their identities as a result of the general response to my persona over the last week or so, then I won't either.

Yes, it IS convenient.


One I am quite proud of for I have seen what passes for intelligence in this vast community. BTW, there's an apostrophe in I'm.

Well that's just ONE of the reasons many would consider you not a true christian.....you don't believe 100% in your salvation.

BTW, how could someone as "stupid" as me achieve such a "difficult feat" as getting the two of us confused?

Like I said, I've seen what passes for intelligence over here......


Science Fiction is the basis for a rather significant portion of our technology. Ask your Daddy how long ago he was reading about lazers in his comic books, genius.


Clearly....

LN he does not know how to answer questions of this nature
 

He just knows how to tear down not build up. There was a time when I would have wondered the same thing about him but at this point I could care less about what is going on in his empty head. Time for him to move on and take his insults and anti American anti Christian socialist ideas and hit the road and find if he can some of his own people the (tares). The tares stand up at the end and they are black unlike the wheat (children of God) the tares are thrown in the pit never to be seen again. Note his black mullet and arrogant ways. It was pride that brought Satan down and many other FOOLS like him so let the swine go back to his hole that he crawled out of.
Isaac

Well, "obviously" you come from a long line of arrogant azzholes, but hey, who am I to question your proud family traditions? And thanks for letting me out of that social invitation...the only common ground we'd have to talk about anyway would be that we BOTH agree that youre an arrogant azzhole.

Unfortunately, goin to church wont raise your I.Q. any, but ya might meet a better class of people there...ofcourse, THEY wouldnt stand to benefit much from meeting YOU.

No doubt. As far as sacrifice bein the way of the Christian, thats true enough, just as selfishness and deception are the way of the athiest...in other words, youre full of schit! As for that excuse about them not wantin their identities revealed out of embarrassment of bein associated with YOU? Well, thats perfectly understandable.

Oh so now you're the punctuation czar? A man of many hats, are ya? Forgive me, but its the dunce cap we're all used to seein ya wear.

ALL true Christians have a healthy "fear" of the Lord, "fear" being an old word for "respect". And none of us will know for sure if we've been saved until Judgement Day. But Christ paid the price for my sins, and your's too. One need only humbly accept this gift, for only thru Him can we be redeemed. But you already know this, bein a "confirmed catholic". I'll tell ya this much though Brain, theres just enough of the sinner in me to not give a rat's ass about the disposition of YOUR soul. Yeah, I know, "IM NOT A TRUE CHRISTIAN"...well I can live with that. Hell, nobodys perfect.;)

I dont know...but you managed somehow.

I cant...my daddy is dead. And you misspelled "lasers", genius.

Al he is not worth the time it takes to read his post
 

He knows what everybody thinks and gets off on pissing people off. I feel sure life will deal him the proper card. I love your post and think your one of the best on the board. :clap: :clap: :clap:
Isaac

Nonsense... It appears you could benefit from a few spelling and composition lessons

Believe it or not, Einstein, intelligence isn't defined by class.

Einstein lived in poverty and near starvation even though his theory of Special Relativity, first published when he was 26 years old in 1905, and his famous E=mc^2 equation first published in 1907, profoundly changed the nature of physics.

Yep, science is all about telling lies for our own personal gains. How could I have every thought you also benefitted from the military and the space program and everything else science has done for humanity.
Perfectly understandable.....I've seen what passes for intelligence over here.

LAF

Did your Daddy tell you that fear and respect were the same thing or was it the preacher?

Of course, you being wrong is not only impossible, it's too obvious, right?
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Ahhh, then chances are you remember reading about them LOOOOOONG before the 1980's too, don't ya?

You know, a little honesty and objectivity would go a long way in preventing you from walking into such brutally obvious traps.

Boys Boys Boys....let's play nice....no name calling. Everyone obviously has his/her own opinion. I think I started reading about Judge Roy Moore and the Ten Commandments. I was personally offended by the removal of it from the court. But you know the squeakiest wheel gets the attention. Unfortunately, the againsts are far more aggressive the fors which is resulting in the downfall of our morality in school, on television, and in our homes. I don't know if we have just gotten lazy about fighting for our beliefs or if we feel overwhelmed by it all.

Your perspective seems to be right on target , Grandma ( you are a Grandma, right? and do you really ride a motorcycle?)!!!!

Am I right on target, Tacobelle? I am looking forward toward your ever present wisdom, wit, sarcasm.. and most importantly your acceptance.


Thank you for taking up for me against the oppressors.

Hold the line Neo it is all about holding the line
 

Some are born with it and some never ever get it :rolleyes:
Isaac

You are right on target, thinning one and it's a pleasure to read your sarcasm and wisdom in return!

Tacobelle I think you took a hit from Neo
 

Be easy Neo the change is near and these ladies can get mean when you find that wrong issue :D Did you know that Judge Roy Moore is a great American hero now ? Well as it should be. He is in there with Zell Miller :clap:
Isaac

Thats fortunate for you, since class is somethin ya aint got much of. Just when I'm certain your comments couldnt get any more assinine, ya up and surprise me.

Well I'd certainly prefer being considered low class than stupid enough to think there was a correlation between class and intelligence....

...or christian enough to lie and make people think I was that stupid just to ridicule another person.

First of all, I said that goin to church was'nt likely to raise your I.Q., but that ya "might meet a better class of people there", so any correlation drawn between class and intelligence is yours, not mine...just scroll back if ya dont believe me! Ya must have a problem comprehendin written english. Secondly, ya lost any credibility ya MAY have had (and its doubtful ya ever had ANY) when ya called yourself a "confirmed catholic", then started spewin all this atheistic horse**** that has since become your trademark. You're just not sure exactly WHERE ya stand on theology, are ya? Maintainin this dialog with ya is a waste of time, but I DO find your idiocy amusin.:rolleyes:

The implication was quite clear and trying to crawfish 3 days after the fact is just pathetic.
Well you are right about one thing. Maintaining a dialoge with a mental midget like you IS indeed a waste of time.

Hey genius, has Dr. Kevorkian lost his PhD because he broke his Hippocratic oath? Then what makes you think I can lose my Confirmation? O, that's right, you don't know what the **** your talking about.....

LOL...You idiot, Kevorkian is an M.D., dumbass. They can only take away his license to practice medicine, NOT the medical degree he earned. Bout as sharp as a sack o wet mice, aint ya Brain? Hey genius, did your parents have any kids that lived?:rolleyes:

Hey genius, Dr. Kevorkian was an MD not PhD. PhD's don't take hippocratic oaths.

True you cannot pretend that you never believed in something you once believed in it. Some things are permenent like memories.

I also think one of the worst things you could do would be to accept Jesus and then go back on your belief and say that you were wrong.

Just like that degree he earned and the education he obtained, I have completed the process of confirmation and that cannot be taken away or given up.

Like I said, I've seen what passes for intelligence over here.

Fair enough....I'm not perfect.
Well there's the catch, isn't it.

Technically, I don't think I was EVER a believer, but like Baptism, Confirmation is a process carried out at a very early age with children born in the catholic church. The process was completed for me in 8th grade.....well before I had concrete religious beliefs.

I would not like to have to face my Savior today and say "Well I did believe but I've turned my back on you.":nono: :nono: :nono: For me, I can't wait until the day I can see him face to face and say "Yes, you are my King."