Childhood menories
When i was growing up my dad would drink and he would say poems to us. We thought they were funny but I remembered them. Here goes.
Carnation Milk Carnation Milk the best in the land Comes to the store in a little red can No tits to pull, no hay to pitch Just punch a hole in the son-of-a-b*tch. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: |
Here is another that was so true to us older generation.
Me Mudder Whem me prayers so early said Who tucked me in me little bed Who spanked me *ss til it was red Me Mudder Who took me from my cozy cot And sat me on an ice cold pot And made me pee when I could not Me Mudder Who did me hair so neatly part She pressed me gently to her heart And sometimes squeezed me til I fart Me Mudder :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: |
Well, the one my dad said to get us all laughing was..
Beans beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot. The more you toot the better you feel so eat beans with every meal. |
Beans, Beans, good for the heart
the more you eat, the more you phart The more you phart, the better you feel, so lets have beans at every meal |
My dad would sing.. (as he ate one)
"Bananas are my favorite fruit because they have appeal." |
"The Lumps aren't so bad, but the green mist burns the eyes"
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I like those but Me Mudder has always been my favorite. For some reason it is got a lot of truth there.
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I have a 3 year old and a 5 year old, both boys. I am reading them the real "Brer Rabbit" stories every night. These are awesome. We are reading the old vernacular, which at times can be very difficult to "translate" which I have to do often for the boys to understand the story. I guess my point is I hope when they are older they can say "I remember reading these old animal stories, what ever happend to them".
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Crabby Appleton! Boy that brings back memories. Not the character, the name.
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Well that is the name my mother called us growing up when we were in a bad humor....Crabby Appleton...I have passed it on to my girls...now isn't that compassionate???:laugh::laugh:
You sound like a good daddy purpahurl! Keep up the reading! It makes a huge difference in their education to start reading even to them as infants!:) |
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I have two grandkids age 4 and 5. Their favorite books are the 5 Little Monkeys and There Was An OLd Woman That Swallowed A Fly and There was And Old Woman That Swallowed A Bat. |
Those two books can get kind of long fast though! If you try to skip a section they know it too!:) How are you feeling today Pie?
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They are who done it, but she is good at hiding the killer to the end. |
Glad to hear you are feeling okay. I haven't read any of Maron's books. I'm trying to get through a Nicholas Sparks book right now titled The Wedding. He's the same guy that wrote The Notebook. This one's not as good and I'm having trouble getting through it.
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