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NASA Astronaut is charged with attempted murder in bizarre love triangle
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She looked much better as an astronaut than as a murderer....
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She will soon have new close to wear
They will be orange too :D Bet she will not like the extra bracelets !
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Astroslut in space!
I'd be surprised if the tabloids dont start calling her the real life Barbarella! Nasa is saying there has been no change in her status...yet! But you can bet there will be...Nasa cant have it's astronauts engaging in such bizarre, disgraceful, scandalous behavior...reflects poorly on the agency dontcha know. What an ignominious end to a brilliant career...oh well, if Nasa and the Navy drum her out, she can always write a sufficiently smutty book that'll no doubt fly off the shelves...or work the talkshow circuit. Im sure the company that makes "Depends" adult undergarments would pay her to endorse their product. For all you non-military-minded types out there, this woman is a navy captain, which is equivalent to an army/marine/air force colonel, which means shes just a promotion short of admiralty. Ah...the things we do for love!
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She went lunar on us
That second photo she looks like a he :eek: It is sad to see someone with so much going for them to throw it all away in the heat of passion on just because she was in heat ?
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Well now, lets see what we got here...a knife? Rubber tubing? Garbage bags? She clearly intended to use the tubing for tourniquets, dismember the corpse and put the separate pieces into the garbage bags, then bury the bags or weight em and toss em into the drink, effectively "disappearing" her rival. She bought the BB gun because theres no paper trail attached to it, it just had to look real enough to insure the victim's compliance...you know, "get in the car or I'll shoot you where you stand...YOU drive...dont exceed the speed limit...ok, take a left on that secluded rural backroad", like that. That leaves the mallet...she obviously planned to bludgeon her to death. Fortunately for Shipman, Nowak's "shadowcraft" sucked...Shipman knew somethin was up...had suspected she was being surveilled for some time. And Nowak probably also screwed the pooch in using government databases to research Shipman's background. Those keystrokes are gonna come back and bite her in the ass, now. Oh well...hindsight is 20/20! This girl has a set of brass ones on her, dont she? Shes f***in ruthless, man! And who the hell would ever suspect a decorated astronaut? I'm sure shes sorry...sorry she got caught! Hell, Nowak aint a bad lookin girl when shes all dolled up! And shes a navy captain and an astronaut to boot. PLUS shes uninhibited...she'll even wear a diaper for ya when its time for the "water sports" ;) My kind of woman! Seriously, if youre a man and you have two women competing for your favor, what would the non-astronaut chick have to do to win that contest? Thats a pretty damn tough act to follow, know what Im sayin? Kinda hard to top, aint it? Either Shipman is some kind of tasty lunchmeat, like say a nymphomaniacal Jessica Biel, OR Nowak is just plain nuts! So why didnt Nowak just divorce hubby and "outbabe" Shipman for loverboy's affections in the time-honored fashion? I'll TELL ya why. Cuz she wanted to have her cake and eat it, too, THATS WHY! I mean, if ya ever had ANY doubts that women can be crazier than a stepped-on cockroach, this case should convince ya otherwise! So what kind of slammertime does "attempted murder" rate these days, I wonder?
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wow, what a bizarre story.. really sounds like she was a woman with a mission. crazy..
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Nowak probably also screwed the pooch
Al your poet and don't know it or maybe you do know it :D She will get some time out of this and somebody's girl she will be.
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Ok folks, are ya ready for this?
The conspiracy theorists are saying that theres an active smear campaign being waged against Nowak to pre-emptively discredit her before she can expose the Nasa/government UFO/ET cover-up. There could be somethin to that...lots of UFO activity goin on.
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More UFO sightings in Triad Skies
Yes Al there have been a bunch of UFO's in the news. I do not know if that is because we have more UFO's or is it the media folks do not have anything to talk about or fill there web sites with ? Here is a link that is on the Drudge Report http://www.wxii12.com/news/10955774/detail.html you know they never seem to show up on radar but there have been a lot of credible people in the past to speak up and say they had no doubt they had seen something.
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FOX NEWS -- Feb 8 2007 1:09 PM Other Man's Mother-in-Law: Nowak Broke Up My Daughter's Marriage |
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Shreveport Times -- Feb 8 2007 1:15 PM Astronaut Suffered 'Mental Anguish' |
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CNN -- Feb 8 2007 11:47 PM Astronaut's arrest tests NASA's mettle |
Man! You ever have one of those days where you just made a laughing stock out of a powerful government agency by bringing your dirty laundry in? :D
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What happen to our UFO's did it get high jacked :rolleyes: Lots written about them in the Great Book of Ezekiel. I do not know if they are real but I will say there has been things in the past (Bible) that talk about people being taken in a whirlwind (highly polished bronze vehicle) and that it would be the same at the end of Revelation so I have to wonder what could be. Government does know something about them just what who knows. Eyes on the sky :D
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It's not that I don't believe in the possibility of UFOs, or possible life out there.
And I also believe that there are MANY people who claim to have seen UFOs, and who truly believe they have seen UFOs. and I don't doubt their claims. I also wouldn't doubt that the government may or may not know more about said UFOs.. But what me and a friend of mine constantly argue about, is just how much the Government DOES know.. and how much they are holding back. In the end, I guess we'll all just have to sit back and wait and see if E.T. ever does show up.. and wonder whether they'll be peaceful or if they are here to wipe us out of existence :D |
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FOX NEWS -- Feb 12 2007 11:47 AM Florida Restaurant Holds Benefit for Disgraced Astronaut |
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ABC NEWS -- Mar 2 2007 5:54 PM Astronaut Formally Charged in Bizarre Love Triangle Case |
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FOX NEWS -- Mar 2 2007 5:56 PM Astronaut Charged With Attempted Kidnapping of Romantic Rival; No Attempted Murder Charge |
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ABC NEWS -- Mar 6 2007 9:36 PM Steamy E-Mails Highlight NASA Love Triangle |
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"Will have to control myself when I see you, first the urge will be to rip your clothes off, throw you on the ground, and love the hell out of you." |
Ooooo baby, yeah...lets get naked and nasty, yeah momma! You bring the KY, I'll bring the diapers.:D
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KSLA -- Mar 7 2007 10:32 PM Astronaut accused of attempted kidnapping is fired |
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710 KEEL -- Mar 8 2007 7:34 AM NASA fires astronaut Nowak |
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KTBS -- Jun 30 2007 11:00 AM Attorney says astronaut didn't wear diapers during road trip |
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FOX NEWS -- Dec 14 2007 4:02 PM NASA E-Mails Hint at Astronaut Love Triangle |
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CNN -- Dec 14 2007 4:05 PM E-mails hint at astronaut love triangle |
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