Man stabbed in argument over pancakes
 

Man was stabbed at Shreveport's Rescue Mission Monday in argument over pancakes
KTBS

Let that be a lesson to ya!
 

See, pancakes are serious business. Somebody asks ya's for more pancakes, ya best come across with em. And be quick about it too. And don't forget the syrup...and the little pat of butter...or they might take a box cutter to ya...maybe slice ya's up a lil, maybe slap ya's around some, maybe step on ya's head some.

Pancakes, Hotcakes, Flapjacks, it's all serious business. I won't even mention "Pigs in a blanket"! Dang, all sounds like mafia food!

Give me a cyclops with a bacon smile and english muffin ears .. overheard that one in a New Jersey Denny's :)

Cyclops with bacon smile
 

I think I went out with her.

But did she have the english muffin ears? If so, then that would be freaky.. Otherwise, I think we've all been there. (ducking)

LOL, there really needs to be more women on this site willing to keep we men folk in our place. Most sites no longer let us get away with comments like that.........