LOL good one there Al.. always liked Foghorn Leghorn.. full of all sorts of good wisdom, for them folks who are too slow
"I said, now I said, pay attention boy!"
"That boy is about as sharp as a bowlin' ball."
"That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver."
"Boy, your lips are movin' but you ain't saying nothin"."
"That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oat meal." (FUNNY)
"That boy's just like a tattoo...gets under your skin."
"You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is."
"Pay attention, boy! I'm cuttin' but you're not bleedin'!"
"That boy's so dumb, he thinks a Mexican border pays rent!"
"Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap -- full of mice."
