They wouldn't be able to if you removed it all. Not that I'd sympathize with them anyway. But without your equipment, to put it as politely as I know how, you'd either need some sort of catheter or colostomy bag.
My mother has a really crude idea. Take them out to the woods, spread eagle them with tent stakes (another classic rape position), strip them naked, and poor honey all over them. The fire ants will so the rest.
