04-17-2007, 06:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Isaac-Saxxon
Subject: GO ARMY
Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!!
I was listening to the radio the other day, and I heard one of the
all-time best comeback lines in my life.
Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR)
interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who
was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military
installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?"
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery,
and shooting."
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on
the rifle range."
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?"
GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper
rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. "
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent
killers."
GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
not one, are you? "
The radio went silent and the interview ended. And all I could think
was, "Go Army!"
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OUTSTANDING POST, Sir Isaac!
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Molon Labe!
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