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05-04-2007, 10:15 PM
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You Might Be a Redneck If...
...your raincoat was made by hefty.
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05-04-2007, 10:16 PM
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I love these!
If the unity candle at your wedding can repel misquitos, you might be a redneck.
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05-04-2007, 10:22 PM
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You might be a redneck if you think a quarter horse is a kiddie ride in front of Wal Mart...
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05-04-2007, 10:24 PM
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Good one, Pokie!
If washing the dishes requires calling the dog, you might be a redneck.
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05-04-2007, 10:27 PM
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I don't know any redneck jokes, but I once played a country song backwards on my record player. I got my wife back, my dog back, my house back.........
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05-04-2007, 10:31 PM
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If you have 5 singing fish in one room
I have 12 fish and 40 hamsters |
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