Home Invasions - A REAL Problem - Page 2

Isaac-Saxxon · 05-10-2007, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by joepole

I considered using a number like two hundred but figured sixteen was sufficient to convey the intended sarcasm.

Actual information:

I have never been the victim of a home invasion
I do own several guns
I do not send my wife to the door if I suspect it is a home invader
I have a twelve inch penis

I thought that was why you are called Joe POLE

Neo · 05-10-2007, 04:38 PM

I think it safe to say Joepole isn't in a shady neighborhood, hangin' with thugs, nor does he have a meth lab in the tub. That's why he is not getting invaded.

Good move on the wife answering the door, she screams and you have a few seconds of escape!

joepole · 05-10-2007, 05:06 PM

I can also hurl the babies at the intruder to distract him, making my getaway even easier.

Isaac-Saxxon · 05-10-2007, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joepole

I can also hurl the babies at the intruder to distract him, making my getaway even easier.

Joking Joe he was the one afraid to cut the cake

so with all your post you have lost credibility as to when you are joking and when you are trying to tell the truth. Kind of makes you hard to take serious.

scarlett · 05-10-2007, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Isaac-Saxxon

Hey Joepole do you have a problem with that in your neighborhood ? You are close to the hood.

If you saw where i lived you would be in shock that we have any crime. WE HAVE CRIME! One family about a month ago, sad as it may be, the man was home alone with 2 large dogs (can't recall what they were) and a gun in the house. The baby he had at home was 18 months (keep in mind this is one block from my home i'll post where i live after this. This guy heard noise downstairs and went down no gun no dogs baby gate at the top of the stairs, he was attacked by 2 people wearing masks he thought it was his wife that came home since there was lights on downstairs. What these guys did i'm sure it was guys, they cut the screen since our electric bills are out of the roof here lots keep their windows open NO I DO NOT! I also have a loaded gun i carry around w/ me since i am home 24/7 mostly all day alone. Anywho, the guy was attacked, cut in the face with a knife and beaten with a flash light from these 2 guys and the dogs and gun did him no good.

scarlett · 05-10-2007, 06:17 PM

THis is what the place looks like here. IT's really nice and yes we have the HOA thingy you know 425.00 every 3 months i hear thats cheap here and i dread it so you would think we have a nice area but we live near an area, 10 miles or so from them? And well we get the issues of the rift raft

Isaac-Saxxon · 05-10-2007, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scarlett

If you saw where i lived you would be in shock that we have any crime. WE HAVE CRIME! One family about a month ago, sad as it may be, the man was home alone with 2 large dogs (can't recall what they were) and a gun in the house. The baby he had at home was 18 months (keep in mind this is one block from my home i'll post where i live after this. This guy heard noise downstairs and went down no gun no dogs baby gate at the top of the stairs, he was attacked by 2 people wearing masks he thought it was his wife that came home since there was lights on downstairs. What these guys did i'm sure it was guys, they cut the screen since our electric bills are out of the roof here lots keep their windows open NO I DO NOT! I also have a loaded gun i carry around w/ me since i am home 24/7 mostly all day alone. Anywho, the guy was attacked, cut in the face with a knife and beaten with a flash light from these 2 guys and the dogs and gun did him no good.

I have always thought if I pick up that gun be ready to use it. Now the dogs they can bark and maybe bite some but that gun barks too and it bites hard to bad the guy did not have it in his hand. These speed freaks have no fear so any house is a good one for them. I am glad you have a gun Scarlett and I know you know how to use.

Isaac-Saxxon · 05-10-2007, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by scarlett

Very nice home Scarlett

Have you set a date for the marriage ? Keep us posted

scarlett · 05-10-2007, 06:22 PM

marriage is waiting at the moment thanks Isaac i love my home i wish LA would build homes like this. My entire home is of steel, stucko and cement no wood period except my staircase I think?

rhertz · 05-10-2007, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by scarlett

marriage is waiting at the moment thanks Isaac i love my home i wish LA would build homes like this. My entire home is of steel, stucko and cement no wood period except my staircase I think?

I really dig your palm trees!

scarlett · 05-10-2007, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by rhertz

I really dig your palm trees!

Thanks I have the "ugly" ones actually

there are so many here we have i dont know 1/2 the names

Al Swearengen · 05-10-2007, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by joepole

I have a twelve inch penis

Really? Well theres a certain mullethead that lives in Nachitoches that would love to meet ya!

scarlett · 05-10-2007, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joepole

I have a twelve inch penis

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Swearengen

Really? Well theres a certain mullethead that lives in Nachitoches that would love to meet ya!

Well usually people that "brag" on size are usually smaller than even 1/2 that size

piemaker720 · 05-10-2007, 07:46 PM

[quote=joepole]
I have a twelve inch penis[/QUOTE

What night did you have this dream?

05-10-2007, 06:17 PM	#22
scarlett Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 474 Rep Power: 256	THis is what the place looks like here. IT's really nice and yes we have the HOA thingy you know 425.00 every 3 months i hear thats cheap here and i dread it so you would think we have a nice area but we live near an area, 10 miles or so from them? And well we get the issues of the rift raft __________________ I would rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I'm not.!

05-10-2007, 06:22 PM	#25
scarlett Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 474 Rep Power: 256	marriage is waiting at the moment thanks Isaac i love my home i wish LA would build homes like this. My entire home is of steel, stucko and cement no wood period except my staircase I think? __________________ I would rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I'm not.!

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Neo Advanced Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 261 Rep Power: 251	I think it safe to say Joepole isn't in a shady neighborhood, hangin' with thugs, nor does he have a meth lab in the tub. That's why he is not getting invaded. Good move on the wife answering the door, she screams and you have a few seconds of escape!

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joepole SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,606 Rep Power: 281	I can also hurl the babies at the intruder to distract him, making my getaway even easier.

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piemaker720 SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,584 Rep Power: 271	[quote=joepole] I have a twelve inch penis[/QUOTE What night did you have this dream?

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