How do you eat your snack crackers?

[TheNarrator]

Originally Posted by Santabot

Clare, clare, you've gone much too far with such a simple topic, but at least you're discussing something more meaningful than religion. :cheapshot:

I was eating Goldfish at the time, so that's what I was thinking of.

Aren't Goldfish salted on both sides, as well?

Also, it's a common belief that the salt placement on a snack cracker affects more people than religion.
Also, the classification of saltines as snack crackers or merely "sides" to things such as soup is detrimental to the advancement of dinner parties and society itself.