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[howela]

Originally posted by LateNight
3. People who just butcher the English language, for example the time I went to Subway for lunch, I placed my order, the guy asked me what kind of cheese I wanted, then he asked "you wan it toe?" so of course I said "what?" so he repeated "You wan it toes?" so I'm standing there, people in line behind me etc.. finally I figured he was asking me if I wanted it "TOASTED" Ughhhh

I took my daughter to a Chinese restuarant when she was only fives years old and asked for french fries for her since she wouldn't eat the chinese.
The waitress repeated "fly flys?"
"No", I said, "Not fried rice, french fries."
Again she said "fly flys."
After the third of fourth such exchange I figured out she was agreeing with me.