Bi-otch,Bi-otch,Bi-otch

[rhertz]

Originally Posted by Isaac-Saxxon

The reality shows are nothing like what reality is all about.

I agree except for Deadliest Catch, the greatest reality show ever invented. It's the next best thing to being there!

[Texasbelle]

Originally Posted by rhertz

I agree except for Deadliest Catch, the greatest reality show ever invented. It's the next best thing to being there!

Oh Rhertz you need a life!!!!! Greatest reality show??????????

How about the Batchelor? or Dancing with the Stars? or how about Big Brother? It's coming back in July.

[LateNight]

Originally Posted by Texasbelle

How about the Batchelor? or Dancing with the Stars? or how about Big Brother? It's coming back in July.

Ughhhhhhhhhhhh

[Texasbelle]

Originally Posted by LateNight

Ughhhhhhhhhhhh

You need to try some variety in your life Latenight. Can you just imagine watching those shows with your wife and the bonuses a man must get for doing so?????

[Isaac-Saxxon]

Originally Posted by Texasbelle

You need to try some variety in your life Latenight. Can you just imagine watching those shows with your wife and the bonuses a man must get for doing so?????

Speaking of bonuses did you ever get Anime his date you PROMISED him ?
You do keep your promises don't you ? OH let me see ? Does this fit in with showing up and being on time ????

[Texasbelle]

Anime and I are in contact with each other regarding his date. Would you like to be the one? Is that why you are asking? These things take time to find the right girl for him.

On time? Showing up? Did I miss something and not know it?????????? or were you just hoping for a visit??????????

[Isaac-Saxxon]

Originally Posted by Texasbelle

Anime and I are in contact with each other regarding his date. Would you like to be the one? Is that why you are asking? These things take time to find the right girl for him.

On time? Showing up? Did I miss something and not know it?????????? or were you just hoping for a visit??????????

NO visit needed here Tacobelle. I do know how you run to and fro and are never on time. How is that personal trainer going by the way have not heard you post about it ??? Cakes, pounds,cakes and pounds are pound cakes

[LateNight]

Originally Posted by Texasbelle

You need to try some variety in your life Latenight. Can you just imagine watching those shows with your wife and the bonuses a man must get for doing so?????

both me and the wife equally dislike the all these "reality" t.v. shows.
that's about the only thing we agree on LOL

[rhertz]

Originally Posted by Texasbelle

Oh Rhertz you need a life!!!!! Greatest reality show??????????

Most definitely my dear... You could say that it is the worlds most real reality show, considering how deadly that occupation is.

Originally Posted by Texasbelle

How about the Batchelor? or Dancing with the Stars? or how about Big Brother? It's coming back in July.

Never heard of em.. I'm serious. I have heard of Grey's Anatomy, but I have never seen it. Dunno what Grey looks like. I've only watched a few episodes of Seinfeld and South Park. Never seen an entire episode of Simpsons or Family Guy either. I do know that Kenny gets killed at the end of each South Park from talking to people

I'm neither proud of these facts, nor am I a retard. I just don't watch that much TV and when I do, I like real stuff like history, cooking, and crab fishing. You know, practical information. I'm practical.

[joepole]

I've never watched "Deadliest Catch," but I thought it was more of a documentary than a reality show.

1. "Seinfeld" is the "Sgt. Peppers" of the situation comedy. It raised the bar and has directly influenced every single comedy since. It's amazing to watch an old episode to see how well it has kept up, how it wasn't preachy or political, and how clever every single bit of detail in the plot or dialog was.

2. "The Simpsons" is the most intelligent fictional program in the history of network television. At least it was for the first nine or ten seasons. Now it is drivel.

3. "South Park" was a breakthrough in what shows were allowed to get away with. Also, Kenny doesn't always get killed, anymore.

4. The best comedy of the last decade was "Arrested Development" and the best action/drama was "Firefly." "Firefly" failed because Fox didn't know how to market it. AD failed partly for the same reason, but mostly because the majority of the television-viewing public is too stupid to appreciate anything more clever than "Friends," "King of Queens," or "Everybody Loves Raymond." AD was also a single-camera show that didn't use a laugh track, so stupid people weren't sure if it was funny.

If you've never seen either of these shows I suggest you Netflix them and watch their entire runs from the beginnings.

[rhertz]

Originally Posted by joepole

I've never watched "Deadliest Catch," but I thought it was more of a documentary than a reality show.

It documents reality.... More so that "Survivor"

Originally Posted by joepole

1. "Seinfeld" is the "Sgt. Peppers" of the situation comedy. It raised the bar and has directly influenced every single comedy since. It's amazing to watch an old episode to see how well it has kept up, how it wasn't preachy or political, and how clever every single bit of detail in the plot or dialog was.

2. "The Simpsons" is the most intelligent fictional program in the history of network television. At least it was for the first nine or ten seasons. Now it is drivel.

3. "South Park" was a breakthrough in what shows were allowed to get away with. Also, Kenny doesn't always get killed, anymore.

4. The best comedy of the last decade was "Arrested Development" and the best action/drama was "Firefly." "Firefly" failed because Fox didn't know how to market it. AD failed partly for the same reason, but mostly because the majority of the television-viewing public is too stupid to appreciate anything more clever than "Friends," "King of Queens," or "Everybody Loves Raymond." AD was also a single-camera show that didn't use a laugh track, so stupid people weren't sure if it was funny.

If you've never seen either of these shows I suggest you Netflix them and watch their entire runs from the beginnings.

Thanks for the tips. I hope to catch up with my viewing someday. It is rare that I follow anything on TV and I'm sure I'm missing some good stuff.

[joepole]

A "reality show" documents how "real" people react to artificial circumstances. A "documentariy" documents real life.

[rhertz]

Originally Posted by joepole

A "reality show" documents how "real" people react to artificial circumstances. A "documentariy" documents real life.

A crab fisherman is a real person. Just ask one. And believe you-me, when a red crab claw grips a finger (or in one episode, this one guy's crotch) there is nothing natural about it!

Actually I would classify the Deadliest Catch as a documentary slash soap opera. Technically speaking, of course. Last episode, they came to shore for a prop repair and one of the deckhands got arrested right on the dock for missing a court date while he was out at sea. The other deck mates all rushed to the ATM to take out cash to bale him out.

[Isaac-Saxxon]

Originally Posted by rhertz

I agree except for Deadliest Catch, the greatest reality show ever invented. It's the next best thing to being there!

rhertz you would not make it a day on that cold ass boat. Now that is reality. I can see you now looking like a ice Now Tbelles reality well that is quite fitting for her. Lost in never land

[piemaker720]

Let's not knock reality shows now. I am a fan of Big Brother, Survivor. Amazing Race and the new one Pirate Master. Very Good! Of course I don't miss none of the CSI's. I love reality show but I would not enter one. I AIN'T eating no live bugs. But has for Isaac his is Lost In Space.