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[Al Swearengen]

I dont quite need a rug or weave...yet...but they can do some amazin things with em. Check out Sean Connery in "Red October"! Guy is slick as a whistle, but he's sportin this killer iron-gray flat top that looks great!

I lug around alot of stuff, more than I can put in my pockets, so for a long time I wore a "fanny pack", but I never liked the way it looked. So I bought this canvas "departure bag" in O.D. green...has a shoulder strap. Men commonly carry em in Europe, or so I'm told. First time I wore it out in public, I was a little self-conscious. Did'nt help with the wife callin it a "man purse". But then I figured, hell, Im 40 years old and I dont give a damn what anybody thinks. Its holds my swiss army knife, cell phone, checkbook and pen, hairbrush, hand sanitizer, hand lotion, travel toothbrush and paste, dental floss, paper napkins, aspirin and antacids, my cigars and lighter, latex gloves, pistol with spare mags and my handcuffs and baton when Im not in uniform.