Oscar the Cat Predicts Nursing Home Deaths

Brutus · 07-26-2007, 01:40 PM

I don't think you have to worry about that pussy sucking the breath out of you while on your face.

AnimeSpirit · 07-26-2007, 02:37 PM

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Oscar recently received a wall plaque publicly commending his "compassionate hospice care."

That's cute. What a smart cat.

Isaac-Saxxon · 07-26-2007, 02:42 PM

I would choose to make Oscar the cat into a wall plaque

here kitty,kitty,kitty

LSU · 07-26-2007, 04:09 PM

cats have always freaked me out anyways, this is just one more reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LateNight · 07-26-2007, 04:17 PM

It's the Kitty of death

piemaker720 · 07-26-2007, 04:47 PM

LN, this is the kitty of death.

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Isaac-Saxxon · 07-26-2007, 07:44 PM

Bad enough to be sent to the "HOME" but to wake up and have the cat of death sitting in your bed. What if Oscar is in the wrong bed heck that would give you a heart attack.

I say off with Oscars head

Send him to cat rehab.

Al Swearengen · 07-26-2007, 08:15 PM

Oscar is a sweet kitty that provides a valuable service. Its said that cats can see into the spirit world, so Oscar knows when someone's time is approaching, and he lovingly escorts the dying person into the hereafter. What a comfort that must be. I'd bet that in alot of cases, Oscar is the only one there when one of the patients shrugs off the mortal coil. I hope I'm that lucky when its my turn.

07-26-2007, 01:40 PM	#1
Brutus Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 11 Rep Power: 0	That's not the pussy to worry about! I don't think you have to worry about that pussy sucking the breath out of you while on your face.

07-26-2007, 02:42 PM	#3
Isaac-Saxxon SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,421 Rep Power: 340	I would choose to make Oscar the cat into a wall plaque here kitty,kitty,kitty __________________ Maranatha Mat 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

07-26-2007, 04:47 PM	#6
piemaker720 SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,584 Rep Power: 271	LN, this is the kitty of death. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.-- Bill Cosby

07-26-2007, 07:44 PM	#7
Isaac-Saxxon SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,421 Rep Power: 340	Bad enough to be sent to the "HOME" but to wake up and have the cat of death sitting in your bed. What if Oscar is in the wrong bed heck that would give you a heart attack. I say off with Oscars head Send him to cat rehab. __________________ Maranatha Mat 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

07-26-2007, 08:15 PM	#8
Al Swearengen Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 849 Rep Power: 269	Oscar is a sweet kitty that provides a valuable service. Its said that cats can see into the spirit world, so Oscar knows when someone's time is approaching, and he lovingly escorts the dying person into the hereafter. What a comfort that must be. I'd bet that in alot of cases, Oscar is the only one there when one of the patients shrugs off the mortal coil. I hope I'm that lucky when its my turn. __________________ Molon Labe!

07-26-2007, 04:09 PM	#4
LSU Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 76 Rep Power: 0	cats have always freaked me out anyways, this is just one more reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

07-26-2007, 04:17 PM	#5
LateNight SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,609 Rep Power: 290	It's the Kitty of death

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