Dating - Men Choose Pretty Women - Women Are Choosier

joepole · 09-04-2007, 05:42 PM

The hilarious thing is I have shaved my head a couple of times in my life and when I did I looked EXACTLY like Private Pyle.

rhertz · 09-06-2007, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by joepole

The hilarious thing is I have shaved my head a couple of times in my life and when I did I looked EXACTLY like Private Pyle.

Joepole's creed:

This is my pole. There are many like it but this one is mine. My pole is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my pole is useless. Without my pole I am useless. I must fire my pole true......

Isaac-Saxxon · 09-06-2007, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by rhertz

Joepole's creed:

This is my pole. There are many like it but this one is mine. My pole is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my pole is useless. Without my pole I am useless. I must fire my pole true......

scarlett · 09-06-2007, 06:20 PM

Recently, a popular womens magazine polled its readership and asked "What do you want in a man?" They then organized the results and published the common themes based on age groups, and here's what they found.
Women in their early 20s:

Handsome
Charming
Financially successful
A caring listener
Witty
In good shape
Dresses with style
Appreciates finer thing
Full of thoughtful surprises
An imaginative, romantic lover

Women in their early 30s:

Nice looking
Opens car doors, holds chairs
Has enough money for a nice dinner
Listens more than talks
Laughs at my jokes
Carries bags of groceries with ease
Owns at least one tie
Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
Seeks romance at least once a week

Women in their early 40s:

Not too ugly
Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
Nods head when I'm talking
Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
Remembers to put the toilet seat down
Shaves most weekends

Women in their early 50s:

Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
Doesn't belch or scratch in public
Doesn't borrow money too often
Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
Appreciates a good TV dinner
Remembers your name on occasion
Shaves some weekends

Women in their early 60s:

Doesn't scare small children
Remembers where bathroom is
Doesn't require much money for upkeep
Only snores lightly when asleep
Remembers why he's laughing
Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
Usually wears some clothes
Likes soft foods
Remembers where he left his teeth
Remembers that it's the weekend

Women in their early 70s:

Breathing
Doesn't miss the toilet.

Isaac-Saxxon · 09-06-2007, 06:48 PM

Sure is nice to have their SS and pension when the old fart is down on his knees.

rhertz · 09-08-2007, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by scarlett

Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

LOL, great post Scarlett. I'm approaching 50 and I went out and bought one of those battery powered nose and ear hair trimmer gadgets. What will they think of next? Wow, its like sticking a weed eater up my nose! Makes my eyes water just thinking about it.

Being metro sure has its moments.... You girls with your eyebrow tweezers got it easy.

Isaac-Saxxon · 09-08-2007, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by rhertz

LOL, great post Scarlett. I'm approaching 50 and I went out and bought one of those battery powered nose and ear hair trimmer gadgets. What will they think of next? Wow, its like sticking a weed eater up my nose! Makes my eyes water just thinking about it.

Being metro sure has its moments.... You girls with your eyebrow tweezers got it easy.

those same tweezers can be used on wild neck hairs and mustache hairs too. Ain't that right Belle

Pocahontas · 09-08-2007, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Isaac-Saxxon

those same tweezers can be used on wild neck hairs and mustache hairs too. Ain't that right Belle

Belle is good about sticking up for me so I'll repay the favor! I guess you were just asking to be slapped around a bit.

Pocahontas · 09-09-2007, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by rhertz

LOL, great post Scarlett. I'm approaching 50 and I went out and bought one of those battery powered nose and ear hair trimmer gadgets. What will they think of next? Wow, its like sticking a weed eater up my nose! Makes my eyes water just thinking about it.

Being metro sure has its moments.... You girls with your eyebrow tweezers got it easy.

Mr. Pokie is in dire need of one of those!! Where did you purchase it?

Texasbelle · 09-09-2007, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Pocahontas

Mr. Pokie is in dire need of one of those!! Where did you purchase it?

Mr. Pokie needs one huh????

For him I believe it's called a weedeater and can be purchased at Home Depot or Lowes!!!!!

rhertz · 09-09-2007, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pocahontas

Mr. Pokie is in dire need of one of those!! Where did you purchase it?

One of those new metrosexual stores as I recall. Probably Bed Bath and Beyond.

Warning: Batteries not included. I buy mine at the greatest man's store on earth, Home Depot. Just don't tell them what you are using them for.

Pocahontas · 09-07-2007, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by joepole

The hilarious thing is I have shaved my head a couple of times in my life and when I did I looked EXACTLY like Private Pyle.

I think I'd keep that quiet!

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howela · 09-07-2007, 09:58 PM

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Spoken:]
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Texasbelle · 09-07-2007, 11:59 PM

What are the four stages of a man's life?
1. Believing in Santa Claus.
2. Not believing in Santa Claus.
3. Getting to play Santa Claus.
4. Looking like Santa Claus!

Isaac-Saxxon · 09-08-2007, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Texasbelle

What are the four stages of a man's life?
1. Believing in Santa Claus.
2. Not believing in Santa Claus.
3. Getting to play Santa Claus.
4. Looking like Santa Claus!

One stage of the female life is : my habit first mama and then daddy and then sugar daddy. Feed me Seymour

Oh and her motto enough is never enough

09-06-2007, 06:20 PM	#4
scarlett Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 474 Rep Power: 256	I'm sure most of you have seen this before........... Recently, a popular womens magazine polled its readership and asked "What do you want in a man?" They then organized the results and published the common themes based on age groups, and here's what they found. Women in their early 20s: Handsome Charming Financially successful A caring listener Witty In good shape Dresses with style Appreciates finer thing Full of thoughtful surprises An imaginative, romantic lover Women in their early 30s: Nice looking Opens car doors, holds chairs Has enough money for a nice dinner Listens more than talks Laughs at my jokes Carries bags of groceries with ease Owns at least one tie Appreciates a good home-cooked meal Remembers birthdays and anniversaries Seeks romance at least once a week Women in their early 40s: Not too ugly Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally Nods head when I'm talking Usually remembers punch lines of jokes Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture Wears a shirt that covers his stomach Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids Remembers to put the toilet seat down Shaves most weekends Women in their early 50s: Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed Doesn't belch or scratch in public Doesn't borrow money too often Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting Doesn't retell the same joke too many times Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear Appreciates a good TV dinner Remembers your name on occasion Shaves some weekends Women in their early 60s: Doesn't scare small children Remembers where bathroom is Doesn't require much money for upkeep Only snores lightly when asleep Remembers why he's laughing Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself Usually wears some clothes Likes soft foods Remembers where he left his teeth Remembers that it's the weekend Women in their early 70s: Breathing Doesn't miss the toilet. __________________ I would rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I'm not.!

09-06-2007, 06:48 PM	#5
Isaac-Saxxon SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,421 Rep Power: 340	Sure is nice to have their SS and pension when the old fart is down on his knees. __________________ Maranatha Mat 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

09-07-2007, 09:58 PM	#13
howela Advanced Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Port Royal Posts: 288 Rep Power: 242	Yeah, but she sure can cook! If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he married her and then she starts To do the things that will break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wife A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time And she'll always give you peace of mind If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you Don't let your friends say you have no taste Go ahead and marry anyway Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match Take it from me, she's a better catch If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you [Spoken:] Say man! Hey baby! I saw your wife the other day! Yeah? Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee! Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby! Yeah, alright! If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you

09-07-2007, 11:59 PM	#14
Texasbelle SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the woods Posts: 1,819 Rep Power: 287	What are the four stages of a man's life? 1. Believing in Santa Claus. 2. Not believing in Santa Claus. 3. Getting to play Santa Claus. 4. Looking like Santa Claus! __________________ One shoe can change your life! Cinderella

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joepole SBLive! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,606 Rep Power: 281	The hilarious thing is I have shaved my head a couple of times in my life and when I did I looked EXACTLY like Private Pyle.

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